Steve created this video to demonstrate the raw bass power of their “Tremendous Bass 118” custom sound system, but it's also a reminder that walking around a city full of booming systems with an unopened bag of chips is dangerous!
The people of Westeros say House Lannister chose a lion because it eats its young, or because they feel like the superior predators in a land full of lambs, but they really chose the lion because lions are regal and not likely to play games. Their position as one of the greatest Houses in Westeros is undisputed, and yet the nobility associated with a lion seems to have completely escaped the family ever since that royal pain Joffrey assumed the Iron Throne...
Wear this A Lion Mind t-shirt by C0y0te7 and you'll be saying "Hear Me Roar!" to the world!
Unless you’ve scrutinized all three versions of the original trilogy you probably didn’t catch all the changes Lucas introduced into each film, because there are so many it's hard to keep track of them all.
Thankfully Clint Howard and Funny Or Die heard our pleas for a newfangled Pippi reboot, and he wants to bring Milla Jovovich on board to play a grown up Pippi in Pippi Longstocking: Crimson Justice. Sounds like a worthy reboot to me!
David Lynch created the perfect video tool for teaching your kids the ABCs back in 1968, the appropriately entitled experimental film The Alphabet.
Blending surreal animation with nightmarish visuals and a “catchy soundtrack” that features the sound of David Lynch’s daughter crying, The Alphabet is a visualization of a time when Lynch's wife's niece "was having a bad dream one night and was saying the alphabet in her sleep in a tormented way."
Looks like she was learning her ABCs the Lynch way- through her nightmares!
Bosses are generally the most iconic characters in a video game, and whether players succeed in taking them down, or lose a life trying, they’re not likely to forget those foul faces anytime soon.
Games that feature prominent boss battles can sometimes feature the most bizarre character designs for these big baddies, which games like Batman:Arkham Asylum, Final Fantasy X and Silent Hill 2 use to bring the story to a dark and wondrous place.
PlayStation Access breaks down the 7 Most WTF Bosses In Video Games, including those who scarred our minds (PyramidHead), those who blew our minds (Sin) and those who messed with our minds (Scarecrow). (Contains some NSFW-ish material)
But My Sharona is part of a rock tradition of singing about young gals, and songs like Ted Nugent’s Jailbait, KISS’s Christine Sixteen, and Stray Cat Blues by the Rolling Stones all feature lyrics about underage girls. It's enough to make you wonder- can't rock stars find good women their own age?
Slip on a pair of these psychedelic specs and the world becomes a trippier place thanks to MOOD's interchangeable lenses, which can be layered and rotated to make every viewing experience unique.
Bence comments on MOOD:
“Because each color filters the incoming lights differently, and the patterns can overlap each other or leave blank fields, the new view is completely random and twisted.” Agoston also has versatility in mind, just in case you need a break from your simulated LSD journey: “Mood can also be used with clear lenses, for everyday living.”
Agoston goes on to describe the suggested use of such “hallucinogenic” sunglasses. “The ideal situation for use is during travel, when people listen to music, just looking out the window and watching the ever-changing sights, in perfect harmony with the music.
Maybe a photographic partnership with animalkind would be a good thing for both parties, since they’ll be able to get their furry friends to come out and pose for us and we can teach them how to use the equipment.
But animals can be really pushy sometimes, so don’t be surprised if your photo partner tries to push you out of the way and do all the shooting themselves!
There was a time when Mojo was the most powerful simian on the planet, and his evil empire stretched from Townsville to the darkest depths of Katamandoo, but then those meddling Powerpuff Girls came to town. They think they're all special, with their big, adorable eyes and admirable goal to rid their city of evil, but Mojo Jojo says nono. He finds their big heads and childish outfits repulsive, and he spends his days cursing their very existence, chanting "Pop the Bubbles! Stomp on the Blossom! Smash the Buttercup!" Luckily, the Powerpuffs are usually too far away to hear his cries, or else they'd give him something else to cry about...
Power up your geeky wardrobe with this CURSES! t-shirt by BeastPop, but beware- you may have to fight off your fellow Powerpuff Girls fans because they're sure to want this shirt!
Bodybuilding can be hard work, and most trainers will make you give up all your favorite fatty fried foods, but at Merc's Gym we take a different approach to bodybuilding. We believe the fastest and most effective way to build a buff body is with a bunch of super serums and a steady intake of tacos and chimichangas. Why would anyone want to actually work hard to achieve results? At Merc's Gym we let all the chemicals do the work for us, turning us into indestructible superpeople who'd rather be dead than dead tired! Oh, and we also have a pool you can float around in, katana classes and a fully stocked shop with all the spandex suits you could ever need. Merc's Gym- come for the chems, stay for the Wade!
Get yourself ready for summer with this Merc's Gym t-shirt by Ddjvigo, it's the easiest way to look like a billion bucks without breaking a sweat!
Visit Ddjvigo's NeatoShop for more geek-tastic designs:
Elisabeth's curtain, part of her "My Shower Curtain Is A Green Warrior" collection, features "spikes" that inflate after a certain amount of time, turning that shower karaoke session into a dangerous affair:
“These curtains are not really for marketing but aim at provoking a debate around water issues,” Buecher said. “If you don’t want to get trapped you have to get out before it does and stop damaging the environment.”
Danger has always been his first name, and he has the eyepatch to prove that isn't just a name but a state of mind. But things were starting to get boring for poor DM in the spy game, so he started looking elsewhere for his kicks. Penfold suggested DM take up a new hobby, but the mouse was looking to get out of the house, so he set his sights on the open road. With a little persuasion DM was able to pry the keys to the Danger Mobile from Colonel K's clenched fist, and after a quick trip to a neighborhood hot rod shop the mouse was transformed into an automotive maniac!
Bring the gasoline to your geeky wardrobe with this Mouse Fink t-shirt by ClayGrahamArt, it'll drive your fellow Danger Mouse fans wild!
Not sure if this kid has passed out with his eyes open or he’s simply not affected in any way by the intense flight, but he remains stoic and unmoved as the Slingshot launches him and a screaming partner into the air.
For years this video sat online without a suitable soundtrack, until TeamZoo found the perfect song to pair with his dead eyed Slingshot ride- Simon & Garfunkel’s The Sound Of Silence. Hello darkness, my old friend...
Celebrities who have adopted a goofy professional persona, or those who became famous for ridiculous reasons, are hard to take seriously.
And yet they’ve achieved far more monetary success than most of us can even dream about in our less than famous lives, so they’ve gotta be on to something!
Take Carrot Top, for example- goofy prop comic and burly body builder combined into one mighty peculiar package has earned over $75 million dollars performing in front of around 100,000 people a year in Las Vegas.
Hollywood movie promotions like to sell their movies as being “like nothing you’ve seen before” or “a fresh new take on blah blah blah”, but the more they make these claims the less original the film.
Many motion picture companies are tapped out of ideas, and they’re always looking around for new ideas to imitate or just plain rip off.
That’s why mainstream movies seem so familiar, because you’ve probably seen a movie just like it before, but sometimes the similarities are as hard to ignore as a talking pig wearing a tie and a pair of shades.
Two talking pig movies released within a few months of each other? When pigs fly or, more precisely, back in 1995.
Travelers visiting the Mos Eisley spaceport during this time of war are advised to steer clear of the Hutt controlled establishment called the Jabba Bing! Club. The Club is known to play host to some of the worst scumbags in the galaxy. Those who ignore this advisement and patronize the Jabba Bing! may be subject to Sith scrutiny, which could result in a force choking if found guilty. Visitors are also advised to avoid making eye contact with the star slave dancer Leia, because she's not very happy about being chained to a Hutt...
Show the universe that you know how to party with this Jabba Bing! t-shirt by Dr.Monekers, it's the funniest mashup this side of Tatooine!
In between adventures Link discovered another hidden talent- keeping the town's cuccos in line. Some townsfolk started calling him the cucco whisperer, but he didn't use magic or might to keep those cluckers in line, he used a piece of Zelda's famous seed cake. The cuccos can't get enough of that sweet cake treat, so Link became a legend among the local poultry farmers by accident. Now he has to play the role of alpha clucker whenever he's in town, but at least he's earning mad rupees!
Add this JURASSIC CUCCOS t-shirt by Kayden007 to your geeky wardrobe and you'll be the talk of the park!
The Jurassic Park project didn't go quite as Doctor Hammond had planned, but in the end that was okay because the original plan was sure to have ended in disaster. The park became less about bringing in tourist money and entertaining people and more about keeping the dinosaurs happy and thoroughly engaged with a giant sandbox and a new set of playground equipment. Soon the raptors were riding the see-saws, the triceratops was digging for treasure, and the brachiosaurus was sliding the day away. An exciting scene it was not, but at least no humans were harmed in the park!
Add a super silly twist to your geeky wardrobe with this Jurassic Play Park t-shirt by Dooomcat, it's an alternate take on everybody's favorite dino flicks and will surely spread smiles wherever you go!
Most superheroes are all flash, using their super powers to show off in front of those they feel are less than super, but the 'Pool don't play those games. He doesn't need some spider sense to tell him when there's trouble coming his way, because Wade's a marvel with the automatic pistols and a super man with a sword. Can a spider sense blast big brutes into piles of chimichanga filling? Do web blasters chop chumps down to size? Deadpool don't think so!
Show your fellow superhero fans that you're a geeky powerhouse with this Whatever !! Spider Dude t-shirt by Outlawalien, it's the clever way to cut those super sized egos down to size.
Couples with a healthy sex life have to learn to live next door to people who are mad because they ain’t getting’ any, and being a part of a community means keeping your lustful noises to yourself.
And yet some people insist on airing their pleasure at the top of their lungs, which tends to annoy everyone around them and gives them a bad rep in the neighborhood.
So how do you go about telling your neighbors to stifle their screams during sexy time? A well worded note is a good place to start, which will help you avoid having that awkward face-to-face chat about the coitus cacophony.
Bored Panda called for submissions to their open list of 15+ Things That Look Like Donald Trump, and boy are there ever some spot on winners on the list! For example here's a piece of sushi that looks just like the Don, isn't the resemblance remarkable?
Unless you’re 80s rock god Corey Hart you shouldn’t be wearing your sunglasses at night because SUN is the first part of that word!
Of course, people wear sunglasses for other reasons besides blocking out the sun, but how can you see where you’re going when you’re sporting shades inside a dark night club?
These rebellious sunglass rulebreakers inevitably trip and fall like a fool, or they’re forced to take off the shades, but they could have avoided all the embarrassment by simply following the Always/Sometimes/Never Sunglass Matrix, presented by the Art Of Manliness.
Many bears dream of a day when they’re able to shove a human being inside something roly-poly, like a barrel or a tire, so they can roll that screaming human around the woods and show it off to their ursine friends.
Sadly, most bears will never get to experience the joy of rolling a human, but the bear in this clip is luckier than most, and he’s definitely luckier than the poor person in the cube.
This video was supposedly shot as a promo for the Japanese show Sekai No Hate Made ItteQ!, but beyond its use as a promo video it should also serve as a reminder to humans- don’t believe bears when they tell you there’s candy at the bottom of the cube!
The smuggler and the bounty hunter found themselves surrounded by a bunch of jabbering Jawas fully armed and in full force. The tiny wall of well armed guards parted to let the Jawa-in-charge through, who was carrying a case full of clanking contents. As the little boss opened the box the smuggler and the bounty hunter began to recoil, ready to go to war if need be, but what they saw next instantly put them both at ease. For the little boss held a bottle of booze in one hand and a long, skinny glass in the other, and in a croaking voice he said "Mar-ti-ni?"
Buy the world a round of funny with this MAR-TI-NI t-shirt by Skullpy, and you'll be a star among your fellow sci-fi fans!
Sometimes it’s hard to politely remove yourself from a conversation at a party, and the last thing you want to do is make things awkward since you’re going to be stuck in a social situation with the person for a while.
"Whether you’re having a lovely conversation or a crappy one, I think that the way to get out of either is identical," he says. "My approach is to look them in the eye with a big smile and say, 'It’s been so nice talking with you.' And then you just do a hard pivot and you walk away."
If you are hereby emboldened to try Colin's approach, note that the technique needs to be deployed with appropriate warmth and congeniality.
"What has to go with it is being a nice and decent person," says Colin. "When you say ‘It’s been nice talking to you,’ you should probably mean it, and you should communicate that with your eyes and your smile and all that stuff. If you do that, then I think it’s okay."
It’s just nice enough to keep you in a stranger’s good graces and assertive enough that it’ll even work on the Clingers and the Close Talkers.
You'd think a massive Battle Cat who carries a mighty warrior named He-Man on his back would be brave, but poor old Cringer lives up to his name even when he has transformed into a fierce feline battle mount. But when the forces of evil slither down from Snake Mountain and threaten the lives of Eternia's citizens that old scaredy cat pounces into battle with a mighty roar, ready to reduce the bad guys to a bag of bones. Outside of battle, though, that big bad Battle Cat is afraid of his own shadow!
Celebrate cartoondom's most bipolar cat with this Afraid Of Your Own Shadow t-shirt by Djkopet, featuring one of the mightiest mashups in cartoon history!
The Slow Mo Guys filled another 6 foot long balloon with water a while back and jumped on it until it burst, but that video lacks the cringeworthiness this stupid stunt has in spades. And seeing Dan sitting there with his head sticking out of a giant watery balloon sac is utterly hilarious!