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It's not uncommon for women to give out a fake phone number when a guy they find creepy, repulsive or otherwise undesirable asks them for their number, which is their way of giving a creepy guy the brush off.

Unfortunately most fake numbers reach real people or places and a polite "sorry, wrong number", which just leaves the guy thinking the girl accidentally wrote the number down wrong and doesn't really teach them anything.

So The Mary Sue took matters into their own hands and created a hotline number women can give out to creepos so they'll get what's coming to them- a lesson in respecting women.

The phone number to The Mary Sue's Rejection Hotline is (646) 926-6614, and when somebody calls the number they're greeted with the message above.

And since so many people prefer to text these days they even have a text reply message set up to send this message to any sleazebucket who texts the number, set to deliver the message one hour after they text.

So stop giving those sleazebags the number to your local Pizza Hut and start giving them a number that will (hopefully) teach them a valuable lesson about coming on strong to somebody who is obviously not interested.

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Infographics often focus on one specific topic, and their creators rarely try to expand on this topic too much because they don't have a whole lot of space to work with.

But seeing as how Information Is Beautiful founder David McCandless is a guy who's passionate about data and the visualization of information he had to push the limits- by debunking 52 common myths with one info-packed infographic.

So if you're looking for a one-sheet way to shut down stupid arguments then save a copy of David's Common MythConceptions infographic and take it with you wherever you go!

See full sized infographic here

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Wonder Woman has gone through a few costume redesigns over the years but she keeps coming back to some form of armor, because she's a warrior through and through.

And if she starred in a title that took place n the Middle Ages she would probably sport an armored costume that looks like this amazing suit of battle armor created by Samuel Lee from Prince Armory.

It's got her signature colors, it's got the flair that makes it worthy of an Amazon princess and it actually looks like it would protect her in combat, unlike those midriff and mini skirt numbers other supergals wear.

-Via Geeks Are Sexy

Toddlers typically aren't self conscious, or fashion conscious for that matter, but they do make great models because they're adorable and they'll pose for photos all day long if you make the shoot into a game.

But eighteen-month-old Augie Polites ain't playin' no games when it comes to modeling, and he's already giving his famous model uncle Aristotle Polites a run for his money.

Happy Monday! #mcm #whoworeitbetter #augiebear #unclesneezer #augieandaris #babyandthebody

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Little Augie may not have ripped abs, sexy stubble or paychecks from modeling gigs like his uncle, but thanks to his mom's Instagram account @babyandthebody he's about to become more internet famous than his uncle will ever be!

Happy Monday! #mcm #whoworeitbetter #augiebear #unclesneezer #augieandaris #babyandthebody

A post shared by Augie and Aris (@babyandthebody) on Jul 3, 2017 at 5:46am PDT

See This Toddler Is Recreating His Model Uncle's Photos And He's Def Doing It Better here

Fitted sheets are now and forever a pain in the butt to fold properly, and depending on how OCD you get about properly folding your sheets they're either a minor annoyance or the imperfectly folded sheets that keep you up at night.

But as these videos from Living On A Dime will show you they needn't be such a pain to fold, you just need to learn the trick to properly folding those stretchy suckers so they fit in with the rest of your bedding.

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Living On A Dime reveals the secret behind folding both a regular fitted sheet and the dreaded fitted sheet with elastic, so now your laundry can be as square as you are!

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Most zip lines are set up so the rider (zipper?) gets a visual thrill while they slide down the line, a thrill that often involves being really high above the ground or making the rider think they're about to hit something while they ride.

But the zip line in this video didn't have any sort of thrill ride element put into it, so an alligator decided to spice things up a bit by snapping at the rider as she zipped by.

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-Via Little Things

Hot and sexy Halloween costumes are pretty much the opposite of flame retardant and fire safe, so don't go taking the role you play on Halloween too seriously when you're showing all that skin.

Because, as this Electric Bunny comic shows, melting flesh is not a sexy look!

-Via Geeks Are Sexy

Many 80s cartoons were created in a sort of ratings gray area because the rules of what kids should and shoudn't see in a cartoon were being rewritten and redefined.

And while topics like death, drugs and the Satanic Panic were considered too dark for a G audience in the 90s they were just fine for kids watching The Smurfs and the Care Bears in the 80s.

In the Care Bears Movie II a girl named Christy sells her soul to Dark Heart the shape-shifting demon so she can be better at sports, which seems pretty damn dark for a Care Bears storyline.

But then the scene takes an even darker turn when Dark Heart leaves Christy for dead, the Care Bears unable to revive her without help from the audience, who were probably in tears since they thought the girl was dead.

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The Smurfs had a similarly Satanic-themed episode that deals with the Christmas Stranger, a sinister guy who buys two orphan kids from Gargamel to use in an evil ritual.

The episode also had a similar "don't trust strangers" theme and the Smurfs use the power of love and hope (and singing) to defeat the Stranger.

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See 15 Horrifying 80s Cartoons That Would Never Fly Today here

Spermatozoa are one half of the equation that equals human life, and those squirmy little swimmers play an important role in the survival of humanity by defying the odds and fertilizing eggs.

You already know the bit about how they latch on to an egg and try to break through, but did you know the woman's body creates cervical mucus, which helps sperm live for three to five days? Of course you did!

You're probably also aware that every ejaculation contains around 40 million to 2 billion individual sperm, but did you know sperm is only about 5% of the ejaculated fluid? The rest is seminal fluid which contains acids, fructose and lipids.

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Sperm has been working perfectly for us since the very beginning, so there's no reason for us to use our scientifical powers on seminal fluid except when we want to resurrect dead sperm:

Doctors have successfully created an embryo using semen that was no longer living. They extracted the DNA from the sperm and injected it into the egg to create life.

Read more Interesting, Mind-Blowing Facts About Sperm here

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The people in these pics are lucky they don't live in the U.S., because if they did they'd probably get mobbed by adoring fans wherever they go!

Lucky for them George Clooney isn't a household name in Turkey, and while Hugh Laurie is huge in the U.S. and merry old England people are all like "Hugh who?" in Russia.

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But people all around the world know the name and face of former U.S. President Barack Obama, so this guy from Indonesia must get hit up for autographs and selfies wherever he goes!

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Sorry buddy, Barack has got you beat by a mile in the looks department, but Britney Spears' Macedonian doppleganger looks like she just stepped out of a cloning chamber- and may soon start touring in place of the pop singer. They can call it the Twice As Crazy tour!

See 10+ Celebrity Lookalikes You Won't Believe Are From Different Countries here

The internet comes up with really strange names for stuff, but calling silly general audience jokes "dad jokes" is a pretty fitting description, since they're the kind of jokes a dad would share with his kid.

The horror of a high fiber diet on davethedadjokes. #dadjokes #dracula #bramstokersdracula #bramstoker #halloweenjokes #branmuffin #garyoldman

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You could also call them kiddie jokes, mom jokes, uncle jokes, aunt jokes, or brother or sister jokes for that matter, but I guess with all the dad bod, dad hat and dad hack trends online calling them dad jokes just made sense.

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If you're a collector of PG-rated "dad jokes" and you're looking for some seasonal material then sink your eye teeth into BuzzFeed's 19 Halloween Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan And Laugh and get ready to scare up some smiles!  

See 19 Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan And Laugh This Halloween here

The average light jacket or windbreaker doesn't seem like much protection against a knife attack, especially considering how thin the fabric is, but most jackets really do offer decent protection against knife slashes.

Now I'm not going to claim this is firsthand knowledge but I've seen enough self defense videos to know a jacket can come in handy in many ways during a knife fight, and this video by Skallagrim just further proves the point.

He slashes away at his jacket-clad dummy and totally shreds it, but underneath the jacket the skin remains virtually unscathed.

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Nerdiness used to have limits and boundaries set by publishers who claimed they knew what the people wanted to see, but as it turns out the people didn't know what they really wanted until the internet arrived.

And now that we have so much niche comedy available online we can find lots of hilarious stuff to LOL at that perfectly suits our taste in funny.

So if you're both a Dungeons & Dragons player and an A/V nerd then you can thank Rob Beschizza for this incredibly niche-y Connector Alignment Chart you'll soon be sharing with all your friends via social media.

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A daily nap becomes ever more necessary as we get older, and yet they're also a bit of a gamble- nap for the right amount of time and your batteries are recharged, but sleep too long and you become a groggy mess.

So now you're probably wondering "how long is too long?", since nobody likes to wake up from a nap feeling groggy.

Well, according to this infographic the Wall Street Journal created a few years back the best naps are about twenty minutes or an hour and a half long, because half hour and hour long naps cause the most grogginess.

-Via Geeks Are Sexy

Even though Deadpool and the Punisher typically fight for the same side in the Marvel Universe the two gun happy dispensers of vigilante justice have clashed over the years, most recently in the mini-series Deadpool Vs. The Punisher.

And while this epic mini-series event would make a great movie the folks who own the rights to Deadpool and the Punisher will most likely never let a DP vs. TP movie be made because money.

So instead of having one of your nerdy dreams come true please enjoy this fan made trailer for Marvel's The Punisher Vs. Deadpool by Stryder HD. (NSFW language)

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-Via CBR