For some reason people are constantly calling Link by the name of his lady love Zelda, and it's about time somebody educated the public about proper character naming and guys vs girls names- before Link blows his top! Zelda sounds like a girl's name and it is, Link doesn't sound like a name but it does sound more like something you'd call a boy than a girl, so why do people still refer to the Legend by his love's name? Apparently some people are doing it to Troll poor Link, but if they don't stop soon the Legend is going to shove his Master Sword where the sun don't shine!
Help end the practice of calling Link by his lady love's name with this I'm Not Zelda! t-shirt by Gerkyart, it's a surefire way to make people smile when they spot you out in the wild.
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So where do Vegans stand on the act of cannibalism? Because according to some who have been dumped by Vegans they find it quite easy to rip a person's still-beating heart out of their chest and devour it whole. Perhaps the exception to the "no meat" rule lies in the contract drawn up when two people start dating, making them exempt from this rule when the meat is torn straight from the person they're seeing. Love has been known to make people do some strange and terrible things, so maybe some Vegans are okay with meat when it's fresh from a person who is in love with them?
Add a touch of romance to your geeky wardrobe with this Vegan Heart t-shirt by Azhmodai, it's the funny way to show the world you've loved and lost and you have the scar on your chest to prove it!
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Rocket has had to deal with all sorts of problems in his short life, and even though he has defeated evil aliens and super beings across the galaxy he still has a hard time getting out of bed in the morning when he's down in the dumps. And when the weight of the world starts weighing heavy on his furry little shoulders he turns to his friends for inspiration and support, and his best bud Groot is always happy to lend him a branch when Rocket needs help hanging in there. If he were an ordinary raccoon then young Rocket wouldn't have a care in the world, but then he'd also be missing out on being a Guardian and having adventures across the universe. So being blue once in a while is a small price to pay to be the most awesome anthropomorphic animal badass in the galaxy!
Inspire others the geeky way- with this Hang In There, Rocket t-shirt by Poopsmoothie, featuring a classic design that's sure to make people smile wherever you go!
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Have you ever asked yourself "where in the world is the Black Lagoon?", only to find the movies don't provide a solid answer? Well, I'm here to tell you the Black Lagoon that spawned a hideous looking Swamp Creature is right here in sunny California, and that Creature ain't half bad. See here in Cali we are more accepting towards freaks, weirdos and monsters, so every creature of the night who has come to California for the hunting has stayed for the nightlife, friendly people and totally fun outdoor activities. Did you know the Creature is an avid surfer, or that he recently took home first prize at a pool skating competition? Take a trip that will change you for life- come to California and hang with the creatures!
Show the world where your favorite movie monster has been hangin' with this Californian Swamp Creature t-shirt by Steven Rhodes, it's the radical way to add some classic color to your monster tee collection.
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If you dislike those "This Guy has..." t-shirts as much as we do then you're going to love this This Guy Has Opposable Thumbs t-shirt by Cafe Pretzel, because it's hads down the funniest sarcastic "This Guy..." shirt ever! The beauty of this shirt is some knuckleheads won't even get the joke, they'll just read it, go "huh" and shamble off, and those are the guys who were almost born without opposable thumbs.
This shirt also shows the world you're proud to be human, so it may offend fish people, who have no fingers or thumbs on their flippers, and bird people don't like it much either. But hey- who cares what those walking, talking animal hybrid freaks think! You're a guy or gal with opposable thumbs, and they're just jealous of your ability to hold stuff securely and hitchhike!
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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today he'd probably feel like moving to Canada, because things are mighty screwy in the US of A today and the situation in the White House is so surreal it feels like the entire nation is on Candid Camera. For all you youngsters out there that's the show Punk'd ripped off. Anyhoo, as you all know it can be hard to figure out who's who and what's what these days, and the information available isn't always true (in other words it's often nothing but LIES) so take it from ol' Honest Abe and "don't believe everything you read on the internet". Except this post, you can believe this because I have no reason to lie to you, and Abraham Lincoln, well, now he was a PRESIDENT!
Add some kooky political fun to your geeky wardrobe with this Abe's Internet Advice t-shirt by BinaryGod, it's a great way to keep things lighthearted in this day and age of political chaos.
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I've seen all kinds of different versions of Mario, Yoshi and the rest of the Mushroom Kingdom gang online, but I've never come across versions as stupidly disturbing as these. What's with their blank expressions and frayed frocks? They look like they're wearing some sort of sack dress, which is a fine look for Link and Kirby but it doesn't look very foxy on Fox McCloud. Wait, what's that you say? There's a pocket monster in there pretending to be all those beloved characters from the N64? Wow, that is one cool critter, imagine how much fun a Mimiking would be at parties!
Catch all the stares and smiles by wearing this Mimiking 64 t-shirt by Alan Bao, it's the funny way to show love for your favorite gaming console superstars and keep your wardrobe poke league approved at the same time!
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If you think ghosts are scary in America then you'll want to avoid Japan altogether, because the spirits there are twice as old and ten times as terrifying! Some are so horrifying they're simply referred to as "demons", and they like nothing more than feasting on the living in order to gain their physical traits and personality and remember what it was like to be alive again. Believe it or not the spirit they call Kaonashi (No-Face) isn't the worst of the bunch, there are even hungrier ghosts in Japan who have been searching for centuries to find the right meal. Are you the main course they've been looking for?
Add some wicked anime style to your geeky wardrobe with this Nighttime Coming t-shirt by Coconut_Design, it's a scary good way to show love for the creatures Miyazaki created to keep us up at night!
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Have you ever noticed Tom Hardy often plays roles that involve covering his face with some sort of mask?
Hardy's face-covering habit isn't an accident, and director Christopher Nolan claims Tom wears masks in his movies because "he can do more with his eyes alone than most actors can do with their whole body".
Nolan went on to explain more about this theory in an interview with the Press Association:
Nolan said: "I was pretty thrilled with what he did in The Dark Knight Rises with two eyes and couple of eyebrows and a bit of forehead."
So naturally Nolan wanted to up the ante for his next film with Hardy, which perhaps explains his role of a spitfire pilot in Dunkirk: "I thought let's see what he can do with no forehead, no real eyebrows, maybe one eye."
Nolan said it is a testament to Hardy's acting ability.
"Of course Tom, being Tom, what he does with single eye acting is far beyond what anyone else can do with their whole body, that is just the unique talent of the man, he's extraordinary."
Nowadays virtually every home in America has a TV set, since they're seen as a necessary electronic device even if they're only used for watching DVDs and playing video games.
But back when the TV was still an uncommon item those lucky viewers who owned a television set were proud of their purchase and loved to show it off whenever possible. They'd even invite the neighbors over to watch TV with them, so everyone could bask in the glow of home entertainment.
And as you can see in these vintage photos some folks even liked to pose with their TV sets in photos, standing proudly beside their new best friend like tech savvy pioneers.
Owning a TV set made you one of the coolest people in town, and owning a big, sexy color TV set was pretty much the same thing as being a rock star. Check out this guy- he reeks of fame, and it's all because he bought that sweet looking, top of the line television set.
The vast majority of Twitch streamers are pretty boring to watch in my opinion, but like any good community-based site you've gotta have the boring people around to make the cool people look even cooler.
And if I'm being honest again I didn't find father, gamer and Twitch streamer JurassicJunkie all that fun to watch play games- until his daughter came into the room while he was playing the survival horror game Outlast 2.
That's when the show really started, as JurassicJunkie screamed and nearly jumped out of his skin, and now he'll never be able to top that one streaming session so he might as well throw in the towel!
Ideally we discover a person's good and bad qualities while we're dating them, giving us time to decide whether they're someone we want to marry or partner up with for an extended period of time.
Some unlucky lovers don't get to see their partner's bad side until after they're married, and things go from good to terrible after their wedding day.
But those lucky few who find a partner who shines from day one, loves them and makes them feel truly special have discovered what is known as a "keeper", and they'd better hang on for dear life.
Because everything is peachy keen when a keeper is in your life, but if you lose them you're left with the knowledge that you may never find another keeper in your lifetime.
And how will you ever be able to forget someone who wrote you a love poem using candy bars?
The genderless lifestyle trend isn't about your sexual orientation or gender roles - it's about fashion fluidity, and Tokyo's genderless youth defy convention by dressing in clothes from whichever section of the store they want.
It's not a form of drag, since it's not technically cross dressing, it's more like a change in attitude about what kind of clothing is acceptable for a man or woman to wear.
They believe "men don't have to look like men, and women don't have to look like women" so we should wear whatever makes us feel good, thereby making it the perfect fashion movement for our eclectic future.
As a general rule you shouldn't follow in Hunter S. Thompson's footsteps unless you want to live on the edge without any regard for your safety and the safety of those around you.
But every once in a while someone gets the bright idea to do like Hunter did, which usually ends in disaster or bodily harm even if their emulation of the gonzo journalist doesn't involve guns or drugs.
Munchies Denmark writer Kristian Nielsen discovered Hunter S. Thompson's infamous "breakfast" didn't involve guns but did involve drugs (because of course it did), and yet he agreed to "eat" it anyway:
"I like to eat breakfast alone, and almost never before noon; anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle needs at least one psychic anchor every twenty four hours, and mine is breakfast. In Hong Kong, Dallas, or at home—and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed—breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: Four bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crêpes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef-hash with diced chilies, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert... Right, and there should also be two or three newspapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next twenty four hours, and at least one source of good music... All of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of the hot sun, and preferably stone naked."
Knowing he could never tackle this epic meal alone he recruited his buddy Ziggy Silver to be the Dr. Gonzo to his Raoul Duke:
He told me a story about a rocker who'd given him a guitar the day before, while I poached eggs, fried bacon, made pancakes, and boiled water for coffee. It all began to take shape.
"Shouldn't we have dessert soon?" asked Ziggy, nodding towards an empty plate. In no time at all, six forest snails were lined up inside on the kitchen table. Shortly after, I wasn't cold anymore and my hands were tingling.
"I think it's time for guns now," I said, swaying a little as I stood up with my margarita in hand. Ziggy positioned a carton of juice, stared at me with wide eyes, and shot holes in the target with an air gun. Razor-sharp.
My heart pounded completely out of control when it was my turn to shoot, and I don't think I have ever felt closer to understanding what it was like to live like Hunter S. Thompson.
Even though the news out of the Middle East clearly spells out what an awful bunch of murderous and destructive a-holes the members of ISIS are they somehow still find it easy to recruit troubled teens from the West.
And for some strange reason these angsty and angry young people are willing to give up their lives of freedom and comfort to join ISIS to get back at their parents, becoming another enemy of the world just to make a point.
But once they're part of the evil that is ISIS they quickly realize they've made a huge mistake, and like typical hasty teens they suddenly want to come home again- which they discover to their dismay is nearly impossible.
A 16-year-old girl named Linda Wenzel from Pulsnitz, Germany fled to join ISIS in 2016, and now she desperately wants to return home but can't- because she's locked up in an Iraqi prison awaiting trial:
"I just want to get away from here," Wenzel told German broadcasters NDR and WDR and Sueddeutsche Zeitung newspaper. "I want to get away from the war, from the many weapons, from the noise…I just want to go home to my family."
She went on to explain that she regretted joining ISIS and wanted to be extradited to Germany. Wenzel had a gunshot wound on her left leg and another injury on her right knee that she claims was caused during a helicopter attack. The Timesreports that she was found with a malnourished baby boy, though it could not confirm if the child was Wenzel's.
The Daily Mailreports that Wenzel, who was discovered in Mosul with ISIS female supporters, became radicalized after her parents' marriage broke down. Police believe she was persuaded to fly to Syria after falling in love with an ISIS fighter she met online.
It's sad when young people let hasty decisions ruin their lives, but hopefully other teens who are thinking of lashing out at their parents by joining ISIS will hear Linda's story and think twice.
