Most phrases we use all the time didn't start out with any sort of bad intention behind them, because they were coined for the sake of safety and self expression not to piss people off.

But, like every other well intentioned thing in this world, some jerks just had to take phrases like "does it have gluten in it?" or "think of the children!"  and ruin them for everyone else.

People once asked about gluten because they have celiac disease, and eating gluten filled foods like wheat, barley or rye can make them really sick, but then the diet fad began and made "gluten" a jerk word.

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Likewise "won't somebody please think of the children?" began as a well-meaning phrase designed to get people to think about what kids are exposed to, so strippers and sailors would tone it down around the kiddos.

But now it's a PC battle cry yelled by those who seek to "protect children" by whitewashing the world, making the world a safer place by censoring the crap out of everything.

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Putting the milk back in the fridge when we're done is a practice our parents beat into our heads from birth, and by the time we're grown up and buying our own milk we never forget to put it back.

So when we as full grown adults actually manage to leave the milk out without remembering that we even used the milk, much less left it out, the glaring error makes us feel like we're losing our minds.

But, as this Channelate comic by Ryan Hudson shows, that carton of milk may have left itself out- with a little help from mischievous house ghosts. Sounds legit to me!

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Fashion models can earn a name for having an unique look, an interesting figure or because they've mastered the art of what Tyra Banks calls the '"smeyes".

But the Chinese online shopping conglomerate Taobao doesn't care if a model can use their smeyes- as long as they can model quickly and assume around 30 poses per minute.

High speed modeling may sound like efficiency gone mad, but the Taobao models who strike poses faster than anyone else on Earth can make upwards of $1500 a day for a shoot, so they're not complaining!

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"Your breakfast will be legendary, even in Hell" by Ed Harrington

The brave little toaster was once a prized and protected appliance, but ever since he was sold at a yard sale he has been on one hell of an adventure. After moving from home to home for a while he finally ended up with a collector of rare antiquities who also happened to be a fan of crispy toast, and at first life in the collector's home seemed keen. But the brave little toaster soon noticed a change in his new owner's demeanor, a darkening of his countenance that had something to do with a shiny puzzle box...

Show the world you'd go to hell and back for a good piece of toast with this "Your Breakfast Will Be Legendary, Even In Hell" t-shirt by Ed Harrington, it's the tasty way to make people grin like the chatterer wherever you go.

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Facehugger in the box by Dr.Monekers 

If you ever discover a jack-in-the-box while searching through an old abandoned Weyland-Yutani vessel you should really leave it alone- and ask yourself how such a strange thing came to be on that ship. Kids haven't played with such primitive toys in over a century, and Weyland-Yutani isn't in the business of making toys, so someone must have built that box knowing a curious human would some day board that ship...

Warn people about the dangers hidden in toys found on abandoned spaceships with this Facehugger In The Box t-shirt by Dr. Monekers, it's one dangerously cool design!

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No coffee No workee by Bomdesignz 

They should put a sign up in every office in America that says "No Coffee No Workee" so the people in charge of ordering stuff for the break room will remember to stock coffee above all else. Because an office without coffee brewing constantly is like a barista without some sort of hipster clothing accessory, in other words just so wrong. If you ever find yourself in a "no more coffee" situation at the office you should offer to buy your co-workers a cuppa joe from a nearby coffee shop- because you'll look like a hero and get to take an extended break!

Wear your love of java on your chest with this No Coffee No Workee t-shirt by Bomdesignz, it's a real eye opener!

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Gotta Kill Em All by Grady Graphics

I don't know why people are always go-ing around trying to catch pocket monsters, are they missing the "monster" in their name? Those creepy little critters aren't collectibles, and they aren't the kinds of creatures we should be letting into our homes because they're feral and they're not afraid to tear into a person when they're feeling hungry. So instead of games where trainers catch 'em all they should really make a game where trainers kill 'em all before they can overrun the town...

Warn people about the danger of poke collecting with this Gotta Kill Em All t-shirt by Grady Graphics, it's a bloody fun way to poke fun at the poke obsessed.

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The Art of Secrets by ChocolateRaisinFury

In rat society it is considered shameful to steal, lie or keep secrets, but the rats who were involuntary participants in the NIMH project have no choice but to keep their dark past a secret from the others. For you see, if the other rats knew about the powers they'd acquired during the experiments the former involuntary guests of NIMH would be seen as a threat and cast out, if not killed on sight. So they keep their secret like a precious trinket, pretending like they have nothing to hide and exchanging knowing nods with those who survived NIMH...

Add some animated magic to your geeky wardrobe with this The Art Of Secrets t-shirt by ChocolateRaisinFury, it's a beautiful way to show love for your favorite animated feature!

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Frank Rabbit by Anderson Green Devil

Jessica was getting bored of being with someone as slapstick and stretchy as Roger, so she went looking for a different kind of rabbit, one with more emotional depth and a really strong presence. So she jumped reels into a flick marked "D. Darko" and came across a tall, dark and creepy guy named Frank. Frank told Jessica that he had information about the end of the world and she pretended to be listening, but all she really wanted was someone who was the opposite of Roger to take her mind off of him. So Jessica seduced poor Frank and made him forget what he was supposed to tell young Donnie, leaving the flick with a very unhappy ending...

Add some cartoon appeal to your geeky wardrobe with this Frank Rabbit t-shirt by Anderson Green Devil, it's the totally toony way to show love for two of your favorite movies with one great shirt!

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What the Bark is THAT? | Funny Tree by Boots

Kids who hear about the Giving Tree inevitably end up searching through the forest for a tree that matches the description found in the Silverstein book, thinking it should be easy to spot such a magical tree. But what these kids don't know is the trees in the forest are varied, with different diets and totally different temperaments, so you're more likely to come across a Strangling Tree or a Whacking Tree than a Giving Tree. Besides, that Giving Tree bit is just a fairytale, but Stabbing Trees are real, and they're terrifying!

Give the gift of laughter wherever you go with this What The Bark Is THAT? t-shirt by Boots, it's a funny update of a childhood classic that everyone you meet will love!

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Too glam to give a damn by Duna Longhorn

Princesses aren't born with an attitude, but after years of having people adore you and servants wait on you hand and glass slippered foot you start to see yourself as something special- and the glam attitude is born. It's quite okay to think of yourself as special, and a healthy sense of pride can help rally people to your side, but just make sure being "too glam to give a damn" doesn't keep you from opening up your heart to true love!

Let your t-shirt do the talking for you by wearing this Too Glam To Give A Damn t-shirt by Duna Longhorn, it's colorful and sassy in all the right ways!

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Little Cthulhu is Hungry by TaylorRoss1

When a baby human gets hungry they cry and squirm and give their parent's a headache, but when little Cthulhu gets hungry he just starts eating the mom, the dad, the baby, their neighbors, the neighboring town, the people on the cruise ships in the neighboring town's harbor...Bet you're feeling better about your little cry baby now aren't you?!

Show the world what a Great Old One looks like during their cute phase with this Little Cthulhu Is Hungry t-shirt by TaylorRoss1, it's an adorable way to spread eldritch terror wherever you go!

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Mom says.. by Raffiti

Back to school time means a new year or semester or quarter or whatever full of new stuff to learn and a whole new schedule, which means it's a great time to add some new stylish tees to your old wardrobe.

So now through August 7th the NeatoShop is having a Back To School sale where you can get FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on all tees in the NeatoShop, so you can get the tees you love for less!

A love of learning is something we never outgrow

Science Rocks by JRBERGER

And the more excited you are to learn new stuff the more you look forward to going back to school

The Wolfman Ate My Homework by Steven Rhodes

Because learning is always cool, even if you're old enough to remember the cartoon from the 80s these characters were on!

Space School by SimplePeteDoodles

Felix Colgrave is an Australian animator who creates some truly tripped out 'toons that reach right through your eyeballs and tickle your brain, and if you're a connoisseur of strange cartoons you'll love the feeling.

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You may already be familiar with Felix Colgrave's creations, since we've featured his works here on Neatorama, or you may have his stuff on the Comedy Central show TripTank. Yeah, he's that guy.

So if you had a taste of Felix's visual drug and you're already hooked check out the music video he made for Fever The Ghost's song SOURCE, and this goofy short about a demon salesman called Tainted Goods. (NSFW language)

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And let's finish you off with a heaping plate of Man Spaghetti, a short that showcases Felix's ability to combine slapstick comedy, gruesome gore and mysterious themes to leave you wanting more.

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Cocaine flowed more freely than champagne at nightclubs in the 70s, and even though the war on drugs fought hard against that "devil weed" marijuana they turned a blind eye to cocaine because it's considered a "rich man's drug".

But I'll take the company of a stoner over a cokehead any time, because potheads are mellow and chill and cokeheads are hyperactive chatterboxes who act like total douchebags.

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So what is it about a cocaine high that transforms people into a-holes? To find out VICE spoke with David Belin from Cambridge University's Department of Pharmacology, who explained:

"Drugs target three psychological mechanisms in your brain," he said. With cocaine, you're effectively buzzing off the chemical dopamine flooding your brain every time you take a bump. "Dopamine is not pleasure itself, but a mechanism in the brain that allows for learning," David explained.

"It targets your brain so that dopamine is released all the time that you take it, and it feels great," says David. "You start building a very strong motivation for the drugs."

"Cocaine influences your pre-frontal cortex [the part of your brain that regulates behaviours and, essentially, your ability to make sound judgements]. It actually messes up your executive functions, your inhibitory control and your decision making. So now you've got this very strong motivation [from the dopamine] and, because of the effects of the drug, you end up with an inability to inhibit your impulses and make good decisions."

"Third: drugs facilitate habits, so at this point your impulses are full of motivation for the drug, and they reach your habit system and you just do it without thinking about it, necessarily," said David, referring to how moreish cocaine can be. "Also, with cocaine, there's no real physical withdrawal, but there's a strong psychological withdrawal. You feel anxious, you feel bad, so that adds to the motivation to continue taking the drug."

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