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Doggie Doo - $24.95Do you love wacky activities and toilet humor? We have a great game for you! You need the Doggie Doo game from the NeatoShop. This hilarious game is simple to play:
- Feed the hungry doggy some goo.
- Roll the die and squeeze the handle. As you squeeze the handle the dog will make some interesting noises as he digests the goo.
- Collect the doggie doo on your shovel. The first person to collect 3 pieces wins!
Who knew poo could be so entertaining? Now you can tell your friends that picking up poo is your favorite way to pass the time.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Toys & Games!
Flickin' Chicken - $19.95Are you looking for fun drinking family friendly game for your next shindig? You need the Flick' Chicken game from the NeatoShop! Lay out the targets and watch the poultry fly. Whoever throws the rubber chicken closest to the target wins. Beware! This game is not as easy as it looks. These featherless fowl have some serious bounce.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more hilarious Toys & Games!
LEGO Star Wars Pen - $7.95Back to school is nearly here. Have you found that perfect pen? You need the LEGO Star Wars Pen from the NeatoShop. This fabulous little writing tool comes with interchangeable parts for minutes, possibly hours, of entertainment.
LEGO Star Wars Pens are sold individually. It is available in 8 different LEGO Star Wars Characters. Collect them all!
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more awesome Back to School items.
French Fry Lip Balm - $2.95
Attention french fry lovers everywhere! Behold the French Fry Lip Balm from the NeatoShop. This lip balm is perfect for those times when you just can't get to your favorite fry joint. Pop off the top, lather your lips, and savor that delicious fried potato taste. Life is good!Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more strangely fabulous Lip Balms!
Lightsaber Chopsticks - $20.95
Is your favorite Asian meal lacking something epic? Bring the force back to your dinner table with the Lightsaber Chopsticks from the NeatoShop. This out of this world set features the lightsabers of Luke Skywalker and Yoda. Mealtime just became Jedi approved.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Star Wars items!
Pro Thumb Wrestling Arena - $6.95Are you looking to throw your own Pro Thumb Wrestling event? Give the sport the respect it deserves with the Pro Thumb Wrestling Arena from the NeatoShop. This fantastic arena comes with an unpadded thumb-slammin' floor.
New to the sport of thumb wrestling? Don't worry! An official rule book is included. One, two, three, four let's have a thumb war!
The Pro Thumb Wrestling Arena is available in Blue, Green, Purple, and Red.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more hilarious Toys & Games.
Macaroni & Cheese Bandages - $4.95
How do you make comfort food even more comforting? You turn it into a bandage!
Check out the Macaroni & Cheese Bandage from the NeatoShop. These Mac & Cheese printed bandages will have you feeling happy and loved in no time.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more unusual Bandages!
Squirrel With Mixed Nuts 3D Magnets - $14.95Are you nuts about squirrels? Behold the Squirrel With Mixed Nuts 3D Magnets from the NeatoShop. With this well endowed 7-piece magnet set you can finally honor your bushy tailed friend. The set includes one very proud squirrel with detachable tail and 5 pairs of life-sized nuts. Get nutty, mix'em up, and create your own Squirrel With Mixed Nuts today.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Refrigerator Magnets!
Emergency Affirmation Button - $11.95
Are you feeling a little down? You need the Emergency Affirmation Button from the NeatoShop! Push the button and you will be instantly told that, "You are awesome!" Finally, you are given the appreciation that you so greatly deserve.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Office & Desk fun!
Hello Kitty Nerds Face Clutch - $27.95
Are you looking for a wallet that expresses your adorable inner nerd? You need the super cute Hello Kitty Nerds Face Clutch from the NeatoShop. This great little clutch, with fantastic embroidered details, will have you purring with happiness.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fabulous Hello Kitty & Sanrio items.
Nose Pencil Sharpener - $1.95
Back to school is nearly here. Are you still looking for that perfect back to school item? You need the practical, yet highly amusing, Nose Pencil Sharpener from the NeatoShop. Be sure to tell all your friends how much fun it is to stick pencils up your nose.Don't forget to check out the NeatoShop for more Back To School entertainment!
Hand Tool Pen - $3.95Back to school is just around the corner. Have you equipped yourself with all the proper tools? No? Well, you need to head on over to the NeatoShop and get yourself some Hand Tool Pens! Don't delay this project! Essential back to school planning is the key to having a constructive year.
Pens sold individually. Pens come in hammer, screw, and screwdriver shapes.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Pens & Pencils!
The Doctor's Nano Recorder - $38.95Attention Doctor Who fans! Behold the Doctor's Nano-Recorder from the NeatoShop. This fantastic voice-recorder with lights and sound effects is shaped like the Doctor's Nano-Recorder. Get creative and record your own 10 second message.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fabulous Doctor Who items.
Flower Power Fan - $12.95Is your office cubicle getting a little stuffy? You need to circulate some air with the cheerful Flower Power Fan from the NeatoShop. This great little desktop fan can run on batteries or plugged into your USB port.
The Flower Power Fan comes in blue or red.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Office & Desk fun!
Kimono Girl Soft Lunch Box - $27.95School days! Oh wonderful school days!
That's right, school is just around the corner. Are you looking for a great insulated lunch bag? You need the Kimono Girl Soft Lunch Bag from the NeatoShop. This super cute bag has a adjustable divider to keep beverages or food separated. There is also a handy dandy name tag sleeve to make sure no one accidentally steals your meal.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Back to School items!
Dismember-Me Plush Zombie - $12.95
Who says a zombie can't be cute and cuddly? They obviously haven't seen the Dismember-Me Plush from the NeatoShop. This horrifyingly adorable plush comes with removable and interchangeable limbs. He comes holding a yummy brain.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more creepy Zombie items.
Sneaker Pen Case - $5.95Does your favorite pen keep walking off? You need the Sneaker Pen Case from the NeatoShop. This canvas pen case shaped like a shoe will keep all your pens tidy and safe. Don't run back to school without one.
The Sneaker Pen Case is available in black, pink, and red.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Back to School items.
Darth Vader USB Hub - $44.95
Is the force not with you when it comes to available USB ports? You need the Darth Vader USB Hub from the NeatoShop. This 4-port USB Hub, shaped like Darth Vader's helmet, makes breathing sounds when you plug in a USB device.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more frighteningly fabulous Computer Gadgets.
Cupcake Mug - $13.95
Attention fairy cake, patty cake, gourmet cupcake, and just regular old plain vanilla cupcake lovers! Behold the adorable 3D Cupcake Mug from the NeatoShop. This mug is deliciously sweet without any of those pesky calories.
The Cupcake Mug comes in 4 different tasty styles.
Be sure to check out all the fantastic Cupcake items available at the NeatoShop.
Handtrux Backhoe - $17.95
Can't keep your kids out of the dirt? If you can't beat them join them. Get them the HandTrux Backhoe wearable digging tool from the NeatoShop. Playing in the dirt or sand just got a whole lot more fun.
Handtrux Backhoe sold individually. Remember to buy 2 for both hands.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Toys & Games.
RC Roach - $29.95
Do you know someone with Katsaridaphobia? Whatever you do, don't get them this RC Roach from the NeatoShop. They will not appreciate your humor. Giant remote controlled roaches that have life-like scurrying action are not funny!
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fun and slightly creepy Toys & Games.
Periodic Table Building Blocks - $33.95
Are you worried that your baby does not have a solid foundation in the academic discipline of chemistry? You need the Periodic Table Building Blocks from the NeatoShop. Remember, it is never too early to start memorizing elements.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more stimulating Toys & Games.
Captain America Be The Hero Apron - $20.95Are you looking for an apron that fully expresses your personality? You need the Captain America Be The Hero Apron from the NeatoShop. No meal would dare to turn out bad while you are wearing this full-length apron.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Aprons!
Squirrel Bottle Stopper - $14.95Is your current wine bottle stopper driving you nuts? You need the fantastic cast metal Squirrel Bottle Stopper from the NeatoShop. This great little find will have your squirrelly friends gnawing with envy.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fabulous Cocktail & Barware items!
Zombie Feet Sandals - $14.95Are you dying to find a great pair of slippers? You need the Zombie Feet Sandals from the NeatoShop. This gruesomely fabulous pair of slippers is designed to look like zombie feet. Your friends will be screaming with envy.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Zombie stuff!
We all know that Batman has a way with women. Now with the Wanna Come to My Bat Cave? Batman Tumbler from the NeatoShop you too can channel Batman's animal magnetism. The ladies will be in awe of your choice of glassware.
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Glassware & Drinkware!
Cake Candelabra - $7.95
Are you looking for a quick way to add flair and style to your pedestrian cake? You need the Cake Candelabra from the NeatoShop. This classy candle holder includes 9 matching silver candles. Your friends will be awed and amazed by your decorating talents.
Be sure to check out all the fabulous Party Supplies available at the NeatoShop.
This fabulous plate comes complete with ramps and breaks to separate food into groupings. It is specially designed to work with the shovel shaped spoon, rake fork, and the garden hoe pusher (to make it easier to gather food and push it onto the fork and spoon). Playing with your food just got a whole lot more fun!
Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Mealtime fun!
Tea Rex Tea Infuser - $9.95
Does work have you feeling about 65 million years old? Maybe it's time to take a break and make yourself a nice cup of tea with the Tea Rex Tea Infuser from the NeatoShop. Remember, every ferocious beast needs to take a rest now and again. You will be back to your kingly, bone crushing self in no time.
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