I hate seeing John Carter and Hugo on these lists, especially Hugo. Both are fine films that deserved better; I could see maybe Hugo not catching on with the 'mainstream' as it is thoughtful and reverent, but JC is full of action and is often very funny.

And I genuinely love The 13th Warrior, I think the biggest problems there are: the large budget they spent on the film (still can't tell where that huge amount of money went), and marketing the film focusing on Antonio Banderas; they should have spent more time playing up the Vikings who were kick ass awesome in this film

Gru, not Groot.

Pretty sure puppy girl & owl are from Animal Crossing

Taken individually, a lot of that list makes sense; he just needs to learn to summarize. "Don't be a self absorbed asshole" would condense that down to something like ten entries.

Maybe he can get a job as an elevator attendant

Gumball's a good show, I think it gets overlooked a little because it seems targeted a bit younger than Adventure Time or Regular Show. But it's pretty funny, and they do a lot of interesting visual stuff with the characters, in that many are drawn in different artistic styles.

In space, no one can hear you pop

We used to rub the iron on the driveway until it got hot, then dare each other to touch it. The sad part is that was more fun than playing the game.

I think it was fine. Perfect? Of course not, but no sequel was ever going to be an adequate follow up to The Dark Knight, and I feel a lot of the negative comments about Rises stems from that.

Bet that guy is going to really regret the scratch on his arm the koala gave him

Eddie's articles, while great as they are already, are made 10 times more entertaining by reading them in his voice.

Marry her, split the bounty with her, then divorce.

My Summer Story was one of the few movies I could not bear to finish watching

That boy ain't right. Or sober.

The Ford Museum in Michigan has a bunch of these in working condition that make various things such as locomotives, busts of Lincoln