Occasionally isn't the right word. Shin-chan shows his butt all the time. He also routinely shows his genitals (His Mr Elephant Dance). Costumes of Shin-chan are basically just a plastic butt.

It's likely not Shin-chan's butt though. His face is one of the other molds and even though he's 5 years old, he uses highly inappropriate language and often reacts to older/adult women in an inappropriate fashion. Shin-chan is one of those shows that seems like it could be a kid's show, but totally isn't. So, they wouldn't even attempt to hide the fact that this is a lady's backside that Shin-chan is reacting to.

I take it Shakespeare doesn't play a major part in the curriculum there.

It's a device for seeing how many pins can dance on the head of an angel.

Alafinn Sane XXL

A regular t-shirt (say a Hanes or a Fruit Of The Loom) runs larger than an American Apparel t-shirt that a lot of screen printers use (They're relatively inexpensive in bulk, have a premium appeal to them, come in a ton of colors, etc). So if you're wearing an Large in a Hanes, you may very well be an XL in an American Apparel.

You also have the issues of vanity sizing and different cuts. I like the style of many of Target's Mossimo Supply Co shirts, but I'm an entire size larger in those because they're "Athletic Cut" which apparently means tight. Vanity sizing works the opposite way. Men's size 36 pants at Old Navy are actually 41 inches.

And of course, these are "free" t-shirts at a conference. In those situations, I always get a size bigger because I assume they're going to shrink a size after the first wash.

My favorite is that you should always eat with the fork tines pointing down. As I was always told "It is a spear, not a shovel."

If you need to 'scoop' something, you're apparently supposed to use the spoon, which I guess is shovel-like.

More on this story as it develops.

I guess one of the things simplifying this problem is the fact that if you're so much of a Scrooge that being thanked is a waste of your valuable time, the likelihood you've done something worthy of being thanked for is slim.

No man wants to be told it's bigger on the inside.

If you'll excuse me, I'll be over there... ashamed about that joke.

Seeing as how the North Koreans literally deify their first family, this would kind of be like Jesus and Elvis both showing up on some redneck's doorstep in the Southern US. Sure, that woman is on the verge of tears, but girls stared weeping when they met The Beatles too.