Should make it into a commercial. Oh yeah, they already did lol. (Google Extra Gum commercial)

Funny, when I scrolled to this my phone was playing Jim Stafford singing Spiders and Snakes.

Not at all surprised to see that Patrick Stewart with hair looks like Ian McKellen

Where is the Baby Elephant Walk soundtrack?

Don't know about Segway crashes, but it looks like you crashed their Photobucket account . Enjoyed riding them in DC, Chicago and Jamaica. Not sure how the people above were crashing since the Photobucket account is over bandwidth but as long as you keep the wheels away from other objects you should have no problems. I have seen some very uncoordinated people trying them though, pretty scary.

I loved the hike up to the sign. We parked on Lake Hollywood Dr at Wonderview Dr and walked to the end of Wonderview to the Tree of Life Trail. Then just stay to the right on the trail until you hit the fence at the radio tower, then skirt the fence to the right down to the sign. Had a good laugh at all of the signs on the drive up.

It's clearly a warmup exerciser for someone who lays on a bed of nails.

Minions in Black

Gotta find who did this. Just prosecuted a local one recently. http://www.thecamarilloacorn.com/news/2013-03-08/Community/Teen_who_set_dog_on_fire_given_16month_prison_term.html

Darn it Dennis, now I'm never going to be happy unless I can get some Bacon M&M's!