Dharma Initiative plot perforator! More holes, more holes!

TechnoDraco xl

Thor's pasta fork, Mjafalde!

Thorium XL

Internet fiber optic cable splicer. (I'm sure it's the one they use around here)

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Ok did anybody catch the deal that Lukewarm is a tautology, but you need a Tauntaun to keep Luke warm. Just sayin'

Because I loved it so much as a child I dedicated myself to watching every episode on DVD. After three seasons of watching him yell accusations at Samantha and the rest of the family I couldn't take it anymore. I realized my childhood favourite was nothing more than a domestic squabble with magic thrown in. Remove the magic and add some love and you have That Girl.

Bed of nails fitted sheet.

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If you push the red button on the side you can get it in reverse.

Stoopid! (After all my previous comments you can understand why one word will do.)

Chuck the XBox and get Backgammon or Chess. For the pizza problem I suggest Red Baron Mexican Style Pizza, add some McCormick Perfect Pinch® Salad Supreme Seasoning, Taco Bell sauce, Filé powder, pickelled bannana peppers and Mexican 4 Cheese shredded blend.

Aragorn!

Stop rubbernecking at accidents, use Afrin and buy a Toyota. (Do I win a T-shirt?)

Mobius strip adjuster!

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Ok, so where do you attach it on the horse?

I can't remember the name, but it's hard as hell to caculate damage/defense using this. SHIELD BASH!