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Lawyers On Reddit Defend Disney Villains

Most Disney villains weren't born bad, they were twisted and gnarled into creeps by the cartoon universe and should really be categorized as misunderstood rather than evil.

And this explanation for their foul deeds would make a great opening statement for the defense if Disney villains like Captain Hook, Gaston and Ursula were brought up on charges.

Redditor ineed_one_more_lette recently started an interesting conversation via Reddit thread by posing the question:

Defense lawyers of Reddit: what would your defense be for various Disney villains?

The responses were surprisingly well thought out and extremely character appropriate, like this defense of Gaston's behavior towards The Beast from DailyBrainGain 1750:

He was a hunter by nature and there was a deadly beast in his village. He rightfully took a militia and attempted to seize the beast. Girl taken hostage, father taken hostage previous to her, the beats servants and maids were all essentially hostages. I mean I still feel for Gaston. If Belle didn't have that weird fetish this would make an awesome rescue story!

Gaston would've called instead of showing up late at night with torches and pitchforks but he didn't know the phone number of the beast.

Suddenly I feel like shaking Gaston's hand for being such a stand up guy!

You can read the original Reddit thread here

-Via MoviePilot


Who Or What The GOP Candidates Totally Look Like

There are lots of serious, hard hitting and informative posts about the GOP Candidates and their 2016 election run available online, but this is not one of those posts.

This post isn't concerned with debates, social issues or each candidate's dirty laundry, because this post is all about who or what those GOP candidates totally look like.

And the best part of this post is the fact that you can create your own Totally Looks Like meme here when you're done perusing the comparisons other people have already created!

It's the fun way to cast your vote and show that you don't take politics too seriously.

Just so they don't come off as biased Cheezburger has also included images of what the Democratic candidates totally look like as well, because every political resemblance post should be fair and balanced.

See more from The GOP Candidates Totally Look Like These Other Things at Cheezburger


A Titanic Collection Of Terrible Movie Posters

Movie posters don't mean as much to a film's success as they used to, but that doesn't mean movie poster designers should give up their craft, because their artwork is still an important part of a movie's identity.

But some designers have simply given up on making creative movie posters, and instead they spend all of five minutes to create something lackluster, like these two slapped together eyesores.

Some vintage movie posters seem cheesy by today's standards but didn't seem so awful when the movie first came out, so categorizing them as “the worst” isn't really fair, more like "the cheesiest".

But when terrible actors and a terrible Photoshop collage collide on a poster for what is (arguably?) one of the world's worst movies we all win the terribleness trifecta!

See more of the worst movie posters ever made here


The Wok In Dead - Kids Are Eaten Free!


The Wok In Dead by AnishaCreations

If you and your undead family are tired of eating the same old lukewarm brains and finger sandwiches then you've gotta head to the Wok In Dead Restaurant, where you can taste the freshness! Our body parts are delivered fresh each day from free range human stables, and they're butchered right in the back of the restaurant by Choppy, the zombie with cleavers for hands. Once the parts are separated they're then prepared by famous zombie chef Guts Fearie, a ghoul who has singlehandedly put the "AAAAH!" back in amazing cuisine. Try his famous stir fried brains for a low calorie meal, or fill up on a tray of finger foods and assorted organ meats for a tasty fried treat guaranteed to fill you up. Remember- if it's not the Wok In Dead you're just eating some random guy on the street!

This The Wok In Dead t-shirt by AnishaCreations is a funny way to show the world you have terrifyingly good taste!

Visit AnishaCreations's Twitter, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more ghoulishly geeky designs:

RED NOSED LANTERN Catty Thoughts! The French Connection Trouble Caker!

View more designs by AnishaCreations | More Funny T-shirts | New T-Shirts

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


Wookiee Groovy - Talk About Shaggy!


Wookiee Groovy by Gerkyart

Wookiees are the grooviest race in the galaxy, and not just because their whole body is covered in long, shaggy hair but because they live a total rock star lifestyle. They drink Thikkiian brandy all day long, smoke Marcan herb by the pound, and are still coherent enough to jam out on stage with their Wookiee bands, with Chewie crushing it on the Kashyyyk clarion. And if the Wookiees had it their way there would be no more war or Imperial forces harshing everyone's mellow, just a bunch of laid back rebel guys and gals having a good time and living life on the light side.

Add some retro sci-fi charm to your geeky wardrobe with this Wookiee Groovy t-shirt by Gerkyart, it's one far out way to say "The Wookiee's with me, man".

Visit Gerkyart's Facebook fan page, Instagram, Tumblr and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more geek-tastic designs:

I Am Krang Nuka-Cola Star Max Fury Force Red Means Stop

View more designs by Gerkyart | More Sci-Fi T-shirts | New T-Shirts

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


Lion Cub Tests His Roar, Only Squeaks

This lion cub has the urge to let loose with a roar, but what comes out of his mouth instead is hardly intimidating. Be patient, little cutie. You'll be king of the jungle in good time. Via Esquire


Baby's First Lightsaber

Twitter user Stephen O'Hara, a dad from Aylesbury in Buckinghamshire, England, obviously knows how important it is to document the milestones in his little daughter's life. So when he presented the toddler with her first lightsaber, he made sure to catch the moment on video. It's lucky he did, too, as her adorable reaction will be something that she and her parents can look back on with a smile. Via Daily Dot


Man Proposes to His Girlfriend with 11 Luxury Cars Arranged like a Heart


(Photo: Tencent)

Ah, young love! When a young man offers his heart to his lady, he often devises novel and romantic gestures to express his affections. Shanghaiist reports that a man in Guangzhou, China proposed to his girlfriend by renting 11 luxury cars, then arranging them in the shape of a heart outside of her window. She saw the cars and came downstairs. Then the boyfriend dropped to one knee, offered a ring, and asked her to marry him.

And she said yes!

-via Lost at E Minor


Eyebrow Styles to Consider

(Pie Comic/John McNamee)

Sometimes I wear a combination of the Hitler and the Natural. If I’m feeling goofy, I’ll style my ‘brows into the Anaconda. But usually they keep growing back into the 666, no matter what I do. I don't know why.


Japan’s Fruit-Shaped Bus Stops

(Photo: Impossible Isn’t Kitchible)

In 1990, Osaka, Japan held a huge exhibition called the Travel Expo to promote tourism. For 6 months, 23 million people visited the pavilions. Towns and cities far away from Osaka participated, including Konagai, a small town near Isahaya, Nagasaki Prefecture. To promote itself, the town of Konagai constructed 16 bus stops and shelters that were shaped like fruits. 25 years later, they’re still well-maintained and in use. You can see more photos of them at Amusing Planet, including bus stops shaped like watermelons, strawberries, cantaloupes, and oranges.


Not Ready for a Real Baby? Get a Pet Baby Instead!


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In a way, getting a pet is good preparation for eventually having children. They both require great care and attention, are expensive, and can endanger themselves in surprising ways.

Are you ready to have a kid? Find out by getting a Pet Baby. It’s a baby, but it’s also a pet. This commercial from the comedy troupe Above Average shows you the advantages of having your own Pet Baby. If you find that you’re not ready, just ship the baby back in the box it arrived in.

-via Huffington Post


Fan Creations So Good They Were Adopted By The Original Creators

Back in the early days of geekdom the grand creators didn't take fan submissions seriously, and they saw the more obsessive fans as a nuisance rather than a source of new content.

But as the presence of pop culture grew ever larger in our lives so too did the presence of fan works that fit right in with the content it was inspired by and based upon, and fan works gained validity in the eyes of the creators.

Now, thanks to some creative and tenacious fans we have pop culture themed LEGO sets, one of the most played multiplayer games of all time Counter Strike, and the entire freakin' Forgotten Realms setting for Dungeons & Dragons!

See 7 Fan Works So Good They Were Adopted By The Creators at Cracked (contains NSFW language)


Some Syrupy Sweet Facts About Kool-Aid

Kool-Aid used to sell their soft drink mix by offering to send a giant anthropomorphic pitcher of brightly colored drink crashing through the wall of your house if you drink the mix with extra “Oh Yeah!”.

This seemed like an ultra cool idea when you had a few friends over after school, but realistically it would have left your family at the mercy of every dog, cat and raccoon in the neighborhood.

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Even though the Kool-Aid man never came crashing through our living room walls we kept on pouring in the powder, adding the sugar and water and stirring until we had our own pitcher of multi-colored deliciousness.

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Kool-Aid is still one of America's favorite drink mixes nearly 90 years after Edwin Perkins invented the delicious beverage. It's the official soft drink of its home state of Nebraska, is seen as a less sugary alternative to sodas, and can be used for much more than just drinking and dyeing your hair.

Read 15 Sweet Facts About Kool-Aid at mental_floss


Man And Wolfdog Go On Grand Adventures Together And Post The Pics To Prove It

Some dogs want to spend their lives by our sides, to experience this adventure called life with their human best friends and make sure they never miss out on a tasty moment.

But most dogs won't get to experience life this way because it's simply too hard to take them with us everywhere we go, so they get left at home.

Outdoor enthusiast Kelly Lund wasn't content to leave his beautiful dog Loki at home while he traveled, so he started taking the massive wolfdog with him and snapping beautiful pics of the moments they share together in the wild.

Loki and his human don't dig the indoor life, and their restlessness will surely keep them camping out under the clear sky for years to come, and hopefully Kelly will keep snapping wonderful pics to share via Loki The Wolfdog's Instagram!

See more of these amazing pics at Bored Panda


Supercut Of Every Person Superman Killed In The Movies

Superman is seen as the golden boy of the superhero world, the ultimate good guy who claims to refrain from killing his enemies at any cost.

But when all those fists and x-ray beams are flying through the air there's bound to be some collateral damage on the battlefield.

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Mr. Sunday Movies put together a supercut of every one of Superman's kills in the movies, which includes every time Supes let someone let someone die, because real good guys don't let baddies die on their watch.

-Via GeekTyrant


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