Smoldering Helmet by Captain RibMan

The last time we saw old Darth he was nothing but a smoldering helmet, but is believing he's dead part of his sinister Sith plan? The dark side of the Force is all about making foul plans and winning wars through deception and deceit, and when it comes to the dark side they don't come much darker than Darth! Will the star of the Empire's campaign against the galaxy return in the sequels, or has the time for his helmet to shine gone the way of the tall Jawa?

Delight fans of the dark side with this Smoldering Helmet t-shirt by Captain RibMan, it's the perfect tee to wear to the return of your favorite sci-fi franchise!

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Caution: Puppeteers Below by Brinkerhoff

Puppeteers often take audiences by surprise when their arm pops up from beneath the stage, and people were finding their presence so unnerving that theaters have started to put up these warning signs to keep people from fainting. It's important to note, however, that any characters with animatronic features are still being operated by a puppeteer you can't see, so don't get too close to them or they may bite!

Add some silly sign humor to your geeky wardrobe with this Caution: Puppeteers Below t-shirt by Brinkerhoff, it's the fun way to alleviate people's fear of puppeteers.

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Rabbit On A Motorcycle by Mike Jacobsen

Desert season is upon us once again, which means all you dirt lovin' dune bunnies are bound to be hitting the sand sometime soon. If you're heading out for a weekend of desert fun take a note from this high flying hare- wear a helmet and protect your noggin or you'll be missing out on some fun in the desert sun!

All dressed up with nowhere to go? Slip on this Rabbit On A Motorcycle t-shirt by Mike Jacobsen and every day will be full of motorcycle mayhem!

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Grin City by ClayGrahamArt

Gotham had been going through some dark changes ever since the Bat had flown away to a greener cave, and those changes put a smile on the Joker's face. You see, the clown prince of crime loved living in sin, almost as much as he loved his hot little sidekick Harley Quinn, but the Bat was always interfering in their fun and that made the Joker a sad little sadist. Now that the Caped Crusader had moved on things in Gotham were growing more desperate by the minute as the Rogue's Gallery took back the streets...

Put a smile on the faces of your fellow Batfans with this Grin City t-shirt by ClayGrahamArt, it's more fun than a barrel of penguins!

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Megaton Deathclaws by adho1982

Megaton is trying to bring the tradition of organized sports back to the wasteland, but they need some kind of symbol for the future all-stars to rally around. Suggestions included a super mutant in a tutu, an NCR Ranger or a mole rat wearing a funny hat, but none of those ideas properly symbolized a team of powerful players. And then somebody suggested they call themselves the Deathclaws, on account of how many people from Megaton had been killed by the creatures, and the name stuck hard. Sure, there would be fallout from the fans of the funny, but that Deathclaw head sure looked good on their uniforms!

Gear up for game day with this Megaton Deathclaws t-shirt by adho1982, it's more fashionable than a Pip-Boy and way more comfortable to wear than a suit of Brotherhood armor!

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GREETINGS FROM THE WASTELAND by Brandon Wilhelm ART

When you've traveled across the wasteland, fought bands of super mutants and hordes of radscorpions, the last thing you need is a commemorative t-shirt! However, if you're one of those vault dwelling weirdos who would rather watch all the post-apocalyptic action from deep underground then a tee may be as close as you get to the wasteland. Either way, wearing this shirt is liable to start some rather grim conversations about fallout, mutant freaks and the rise and fall of the New California Republic...

Protect your torso with this GREETINGS FROM THE WASTELAND t-shirt by Brandon Wilhelm ART, it's the safe way to say you visited the Mojave Wasteland and lived to tell the tale.

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It's getting to the point where you can't go to the beach without encountering something horrifying, from pollution to used hypos in the sand to critters lurking in the water waiting to take a bite out of you.

Beachgoers have experienced these same problems for decades, but the fact that people can easily share their experiences via the interwebs means we hear about a lot more gross stuff nowadays.

Rachel Franklin and her son Paul were at a beach in Orange County, California one day when Paul scraped his knee.

The wound became horribly infected, but doctors told Rachel to treat it with antibiotics and not to pop it, thinking it was just a common infection.

But then the wound turned black and started oozing, so Rachel decided to drain the wound herself and discovered that the cause of the infection was a sea snail hitching a ride inside the wound.

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Looks like I'll be wearing a full suit of heavy armor every time I go to the beach from now on!

-Via IFL Science

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Trent Toney and his friend played this classic Halloween gag last night. They carried a door frame up to houses, then knocked on the front doors. When residents came out to offer candy to trick-or-treaters, they found their roles reversed. Toney and his friend pretended to be elderly female homeowners who adored the costumes worn by the little adults who knocked on their door.

-via Boing Boing

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Christie the Westie may love to swim, but Abby the Labrador has other plans. She just wants her tennis ball, which is inconveniently in the middle of the pool. So she paws a boogie board over to herself, climbs on, then paddles it toward her ball.

This is tricky work because the board really isn't bouyant enough to support her. She has to balance herself very carefully.

It works! Abby gets the ball and is able to drift toward the side of the pool. She got a bit wet, but not completely soaked.

-via Nothing to Do with Aborath

How do you answer a seventeen year old female shop assistant in a pharmacy who ask you the following? "I'm sorry, what is an enema"?

— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) November 1, 2015

Patrick Stewart, the actor who played Captain Jean-Luc Picard on Star Trek: The Next Generation, offers this tweet without context or explanation. None is needed.

Before we Neatorama authors post anything here, we are supposed to search the archives to make sure that it has not already been posted. So if Alex ever looks through the database of search queries for the site's content management system and sees "patrick stewart enema," he will know why.

Better Call Mike by Kgullholmen

If you want some guy to talk you out of a problem with a buncha lawyer mumbo jumbo then charge you a small fortune for his services you should probably call that sleazy guy Saul you see on those cheesy commercials. But if you need a guy that'll shoot your problems dead then you'd better call Mike! Mike is good at making problems go away, and with over a decade of experience in the shady business he'll make sure nothing bad comes creeping back into your life. And if trouble rears its ugly head once again Mike offers a no questions asked refund policy that includes your choice of a free kneecapping or one one very big hole dug in the desert.

Spread the word about everybody's favorite problem solver with this Better Call Mike t-shirt by Kgullholmen, it's a stylish way to show love for your favorite troubled TV characters.

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Christmas Dalek by Tom Trager

You can feel it in the air, the excitement about the upcoming holiday season and the return of those Doctor Who Christmas episodes we all know and love. But would you believe the Daleks get excited about the holiday season too? It's hard to tell since their vocal units are set to filter everything nice into the word "exterminate", but those rolling trash cans actually possess a lot of holiday spirit somewhere deep inside their squishy little misshapen bodies.

Nothing says "celebrate!" quite like this Christmas Dalek t-shirt by Tom Trager, it's sure to get your fellow fans in the spirit of the season!

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Viva Big Boss by Mdk7

The Big Boss is quite a striking figure, with an eyepatch that seems to see right through you and a scar laden scowl that makes even a heart made out of metal melt into a pool of jelly. Solid Snake's battles against the Big Boss are legendary, and it seems like no amount of gear is enough to help a hero defeat this larger-than-life military mind. But why are people wearing his face on t-shirts like some kind of revolutionary hero? Because he changed the way we play the game.

Get geared up for game night with this Viva Big Boss t-shirt by Mdk7, it's short on smiles but big on bad attitude!

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Reading Time by Ed Harrington

Lion-O is always the first to charge into battle, the last guy to leave a compatriot's side in combat, and the only guy the other ThunderCats trust to lead them. But sometimes he needs a little quiet time to reflect and do some light reading while dropping some stinky kids off at the sandbox.

Show the world what happens when Lion-O isn't wielding the Sword Of Omens with this Reading Time t-shirt by Ed Harrington, it's so funny even Mumm-Ra can't help but crack up!

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Silence Days by Prime Premne

When the Doctors come together it's usually for one reason and one reason only - the entire universe is in jeopardy and they need to put their incredibly clever heads together and come up with a solution. However, the last time they all got together they discovered there was something else those incarnations of the Time Lord incredibly well while working as one- they make lovely music together! Who needs a sonic screwdriver when you've got an electric guitar and rock n roll in your soul?!

This Silence Days t-shirt by Prime Premne is like music to your fellow fans' eyeballs, no matter which incarnation of The Doctor they prefer.

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