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Extreme Sport: Running on LEGO on a Treadmill

Stepping on a LEGO block is painful. Running on them is even worse. But, precisely, how much worse? The researchers at Dude! Where's My Challenge? decided to find out. They took turns pouring LEGO blocks onto a treadmill while a colleague ran on it barefoot.


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It turns out that LEGO blocks provide a suboptimal running surface. The gentlemen endured the torture long enough to cut themselves while performing this feat.

Content warning: foul language.

-via Geekologie


Man Fights off Carjackers with Pressure Washer


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At 2 AM on Wednesday, Michael Davis of Shreveport, Louisiana took his car to a self-serve car wash. While spraying it with a pressure washer, a man pointed a gun at him and demanded his keys and money.

Davis closed the distance with his attacker, then sprayed him in the face. When a second criminal came at him, Davis sprayed him, too.

Both attackers fled the scene, though their actions were captured on Davis's dashboard camera. Davis tells Fox 61 News: "The whole situation to me was almost surreal."

-via Nothing to Do with Aborath


A Hamster Powered Machine That Draws Pictures Of Hamsters

Hamsters are fairly useless as pets, but they do excel at one thing- running in their wheel for hours at a time. So how does a hamster owner turn wheel running into cold hard cash?

That's where this wondrous machine created by Neil Mendoza comes in- the hamster running in the wheel powers the drawing arm which scratches out a sketch of a hamster running in a wheel.

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Now those little furballs can earn their keep by creating sketches which can be sold on the sidewalk as animal created fine art, a favorite among the trust fund hipster set.

-Via Laughing Squid


DERP - Dare To Resist Derps And Derpitude


DERP by In Stank We Trust

The powers that be are always telling us not to do this, that or the other, but all we usually hear is a bunch of DERP. It's actually quite hilarious when a cop or judge is busy yelling at you for being a delinquent and their droning suddenly becomes nothing but derpity-derp herpy derp, but try not to laugh in their face or they might toss you in jail. Of course, the derpness will keep you in a state of WTF, and you won't be able to make out what most people are saying, so jail might seem like just another room full of loons to you. But beware the full derpening, because when the whole world is saying nothing but derpy derp herp derpity derp you're in some derp trouble!

Stay in a perpetual state of derpitude with this DERP t-shirt by In Stank We Trust, it's the derpy-derp way to go herp derpity derp to the fullest!

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The Chosen One - Kung Fu Cop Turned Hitler Killing Machine


The Chosen One by Yiannis

It ain't easy to be a hero, but being chosen to become a hero is even harder! There's often a trial by fire or combat, some electrifying stage that really hurts, and some messed up part where an animal like a cobra or tiger bites you and makes you feel like you're dying. But if that's what you've gotta go through to unleash the fury inside you then fight on, true hero, and show the world what you're made of! Kung fu is pretty radical, but kung fury is a force to be reckoned with, an energy so powerful not even the Kung Führer can withstand its awesomeness!

Take your geeky wardrobe back to the 80s that never was with this The Chosen One t-shirt by Yiannis, it's one totally kick ass design!

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Wild Fire Its over 9000! I Want You for the V4ult Wildflower

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Norway Considers Giving Finland a Mountain to Celebrate Its 100th Birthday


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On December 6, 1917, Finland declared independence from Russia. To celebrate the 100th anniversary of that event, its friendly neighbor, Norway, would like to give it a mountain.

The Norwegian government is considering ceding the peak of Mount Halti, which is on the Norwegian-Finnish border, to Finland. At 1,365 meters tall, Mount Halti would become the tallest mountain in the country, nudging out another mountain, which is 7 meters shorter. The Guardian reports:

The originator of the idea is a retired geophysicist and government surveyor, Bjørn Geirr Harsson, 76, who learned last year that Finland would celebrate the 100th anniversary of its independence from Russia on 6 December 2017 and recalled being puzzled by the location of the border when he flew over Halti in the 1970s.

Harsson wrote to the ministry of foreign affairs in July 2015, pointing out that the gesture would cost Norway a “barely noticeable” 0.015 sq km of its national territory and make Finland very happy.

-via reddit, which includes this important point of etiquette:


A Literary Magazine for Only Artificial Intelligences


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Listen up, meatbags: CuratedAI is not for you. The vomting of words that you insist is "poetry" is nothing compared to what machines can do. That's why only superior, artificial intelligences may submit their work to this premier literary journal. It includes leaps of genius like this one:

Karmel Allison, a biomass, is the curator of the project. She tells Popular Science that AIs are capable of offering a new approach to poetry:

Allison says CuratedAI is the progression of a pet project in neural networking poetry. Enjoying writing her own poetry the old fashioned way for years, she is impressed by the generation of readable (even appreciable) poetry by machines. For her, it's a postmodern exercise. While that may seem like chin stroking art language for many, it seems pretty straightforward in this application:

"The reading is more in the reader than the writer, obviously," she says. "You can talk about what the creator was trained on, or how the creator works, but not the creator's intent— maybe the algorithm writer's intent, but it's a step removed, which is more fun for the reader, I think."

-via Marginal Revolution


It's So Hot in New York That Poop Is Bursting into Flame


(Photo: David MW)

How hot is it? It's firey poop hot. Officers with the state's Department of Environmental Conservation found that piles of horse manure in a barn in Throop, New York have been spontaneously catching fire. The AP reports:

The responding officer learned that the owners of a horse stable had been storing the manure in large piles that frequently spontaneously combusted in the excessive heat and dry conditions.

DEC officials say a shift in the prevailing winds carried the odor of burning manure into the neighbors' windows.

It took three local fire departments two hours to douse the burning manure.

-via Dave Barry


Pooper Is Like Uber, But for Dog Poop


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Some people, like my slovenly neighbor Frank, hate to scoop their dog's poop and just leave it where their dogs excrete it. Other people don't mind picking up dog poop and would like to earn a few extra bucks. Pooper brings them together.

Pooper is a new app that connects people who are willing to pay to have someone scoop their dog poop with people who are willing to do just that for cash. Poopers use their phones to leave geographic markers on a map. This is viewable to Scoopers, who scurry over to snag that brown gold. The Washington Post talked to co-founder Ben Becker:

Becker said they believe Pooper is what America needs now, because there’s too much dog waste on the streets. “It’s not our intention to ostracize,” he said.  “It is our intention to solve a problem in a unique way.”

The app, he said, has already gotten sign-ups “by the hundreds,” to be both poopers (customers) and scoopers (employees), even though it is only “at the tail end of an alpha rather than a fully functional public beta” testing phase in Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York City. He said they hope to fully launch in those cities in the fall and then expand Pooper to as many locations as the market demands.


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This promotional video shows how Pooper works. Some people think that it's a hoax. That would be a shame, as it would be a great job for kids who would like to earn a bit of money.

-via American Digest


Man Throws Batarang at Pursuing Police

(Image: Warner Bros.)

Batman has been in close calls with the police, who haven't always seen him as an ally. He has always gotten away, though, through his skilled use of precision tools, such as the batarang.

(Photo: Seattle Police)

But Batman's luck ran out on Monday. Police in Seattle say that officers were summoned to a bar one evening when a man began swinging an improvised spear (a knife tied to a stick) at a bar employee. He fled when police arrived. While they chased him, the suspect threw a batarang at a police SUV, which became embedded in the body of the vehicle.


(Photo: Seattle Police)

They arrested the 23-year old vigilante.

-via Nerd Bastards


A Full Load Of Package Delivery Fail Pics

Postal workers and other parcel dropper offers are supposed to ensure our packages are delivered safely and not just left out in the open like cardboard prey, so they try to get tricky with their hiding places.

Some opt for the old "hidden in plain sight" routine, while others figure no crook would ever climb up into the rafters to steal a package so they stash it up high.

A small percentage of postal delivery specialists will do whatever it takes to get that package delivered, literally putting their blood, sweat and tears into their job.

While the rest adopt a "yeah, whatever" attitude about parcel delivery, disregarding their customer's feelings like a dog disregards traffic when they zero in on a mail carrier's behind.

See The best Delivery Mans at hiding packages here

-Via Boing Boing


Guy Busts Out A Dubstep Beat Using Only His Mouth And A McDonald's Soda

Dubstep used to be the electronic soundtrack of choice for movies and TV shows, oh, and commercials loved to slam it in our faces too.

Now you rarely hear that dubstep wub-wub-wub-wub pouring out of the world's speakers, and musicians no longer need digital equipment to do the dubstep beat up proper like.

Now they can just chill at McDonald's and create the rhythm using their mouth and a straw.

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The guy in the video is Parker Kane, and he's auditioning to become the one-man-band at his local McDonald's restaurant...nailed it!

-Via Laughing Squid


Casey At Bat - He's Batting A Thousand Against The Foot


Casey At Bat by ClayGrahamArt

You've most likely heard the tale of Casey who went to bat and struck out in Mudsville that fateful day, the mighty baseball player falling from grace. Well, this Casey ain't got nothin' to do with fairy tales, and his bat doesn't hit home runs- it gives those Foot Clan ninja chumps the skull crackin' they deserve. Casey Jones sounds like the name of a guy who has lived a mythical life, right? Wrong, this guy don't know nothin' about fantasy or wonder, he just knows that Shredder has started a war with him and his teenage mutant turtle pals that they aim to finish once and for all...

Take your favorite NYC vigilante with you wherever you go with this Casey At Bat t-shirt by ClayGrahamArt, it's a home run!

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RE-VAULT-ING BOY (Pip-Boy Edition) Gwen S.P.E.W. Member Coppertop Lotion

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Bat Boys - The Three Best Friends A City Badly In Need Of Repair Ever Had


Bat Boys by TeeKetch

They're the three best friends Gotham ever had, a trio to strike terror into the hearts of criminals and repair all that is wrong with their city. Bert, the Bat and Dick, also known as the Bat Boys, are there when you need them, even in the middle of the night. And you don't have to worry about tipping the Bat Boys after they finish repairing your problem because they're not working for a paycheck- they're working to keep the wheels of justice ROLLIN'!!

Show the world who you've got fixing all your problems with this Bat Boys t-shirt by TeeKetch, it's sure to drive your fellow fans batty!

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Army of Undead Black Magic Supply Co Hi Ho Geronimo First Rule

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The Pikachu Hunter Pumpgun

You shouldn't use dangerous weapons while hunting Pokémon in real life, because you're more likely to harm the little critters you're hunting than capture them.

Instead, you should check out this video by Joerg Sprave of The Slingshot Channel to see his Pokéball launching pumpgun in action.

It's the most hardcore way to catch 'em all, and actually makes being a Pokémon hunter look kinda cool...

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-Via Laughing Squid


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