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The Stupidest Internet Trends of All Time

There are a lot of stupid trends that take off online these days, so it takes a lot to actually be one of the top ten stupidest ones featured here. A great example is the duck tape challenge, which involves wrapping someone with duct tape and filming them try to escape. It sounds stupid and painful, but it also ended up being surprisingly dangerous when one kid hit his head on a window ledge while trying to escape and suffered traumatic brain damage and went blind in one eye. Not all of the selections are dangerous -some are just idiotic marketing ideas that actually worked, but in one way or another, these internet trends remind us that we live in a planet of dumbasses. 


Fun Facts You Don't Know About Stand By Me

Stand By Me is one of those classic movies adults and (slightly older) kids can enjoy watching over and over. But what do you really know about the film? However much you think you know, I'm willing to bet you weren't hip to many of the fun facts in this fun Zimbio article. For example, did you know it's Stephen King's favorite adaptation of any of his works? Or that King actually had a friend of his get hit by a train when he was a kid? It's a fun read that will make you enjoy the film even more.


Confessions Of A Music Festival Worker

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Music festivals provide a unique(ly dirty) experience for concert goers who aren't content with one or two bands playing a mere two or three hour show.

For the rest of us these (typically) outdoor events represent a trial in one or more ways, an ordeal we have to get through in order to see our favorite bands play under the stars.

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But if you think music festivals are an ordeal for the audience imagine how the workers feel!

They have to deal with people trying to smuggle in booze, people who drank too much booze and those jerks who think it's okay to throw cups full of pee at workers because they're not allowed to just walk up on stage.

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A festival worker from the UK named Hilary Mitchell shared her thoughts about music festivals with BuzzFeed, and revealed things that festival workers know but audiences still don't for some odd reason.

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Hilary blows the lid off the port-a-potty mystery (they're cleaned every day by a worker who gets hazard pay), reveals that most first-aiders are volunteers, and tells us why we shouldn't roll in the mud (it's full of bodily waste).

Wasn't going to happen anyway, but thanks Hilary!

Read 22 Brutally Honest Confessions From A Music Festival Worker here (NSFW-ish)


The Six Stages Of Sleeping With Another Person

There is no question that cuddling in bed with your partner can feel like pure bliss, but once the thrill of newfound warmth wears off you're left with a sweaty mess and a lack of personal space.

Then again, the longer you're with someone the more you cherish those cuddly times spent together, because they come around less frequently than before.

Jacob Andrews from CollegeHumor created this fluffy little comic to walk us through The 6 Stages Of Sleeping With Your Partner, which will make you want to stay in bed all day!


What Happens When You Blast A Flamethrower With A Liquid Nitrogen Freeze-Ray?

Don't you love it when internet science channels test theories and conduct experiments which help us answer those burning pop culture questions we've argued about since we were kids?

Well, here's another great vid by TheBackyardScientist offering new evidence for arguments about what would happen if you blasted a flamethrower stream with a liquid nitrogen "freeze-ray".

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If you've ever played the Superfight! card game you know just how priceless these vids can be when settling an argument of the nerdy kind without burning your house down!

-Via Sploid


Swedish Game Show Host Vs. Bad Loser

Emotions run high for contestants on game shows, even when that game show is played while sitting on a comfy couch in what looks like the tamest coffee shop in Sweden.

But when you travel all the way from Lidköping to be on the show you expect to walk away with some killer prizes, so if you lose you might as well burn that coffee shop to the ground...figuratively, of course.

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I don't know what I was expecting when I started watching this video, and I don't really know what to think now except- man, the Jerry Springer show sure looks different in Sweden!

-Via The Poke


If Donald Trump Was 30 Rock's Jenna Maroney

I know. Every time we mention Donald Trump we anger his fans who seem to think there is nothing funny at all about a former reality TV star running for president. The fact is, we're not trying to be political. We just share things that we think are funny -and seeing Donal Trump partnered up with quotes from 30 Rocks' character Jenna Maroney is just plain funny.

Or at least, I think it's funny. And if you agree, you can find more on the Donald Maroney Tumblr.


The Hidden Animals You See In This Picture Say Something About Your Personality

Psychologists use the Rorschach, or inkblot, test as a starting point in determing what's on a patient's mind, in order to quickly assess their mental situation.

But who wants to pay hundreds of dollars to talk to some stranger about your mother and how you're feeling?

Instead, use the image above to determine stuff about yourself- because the internet says so!

There are seven animals in the compiled photo above, and the animals you see first are said to lay your soul bare.

Ready to see what you got?

Here's what I saw first- the cardinal and the crab.  Wow, this thing realy works! *wink*

You can see the rest of The Hidden Animals You See In This Image Say A Lot About Your Personality here, now aren't you glad you know more about your own personality because you stared at a blurry picture online?

Of course you are! *wink wink*

-Via 22 Words


This Totally Rad 80s Video Dating Montage Will Melt Your Heart

Before there was online dating there was a horrible train wreck called video dating, where single men and women sat in front of a video camera and recorded a brief statement to entice potential partners.

These videos were then shown to singles who could pick and choose who they wanted to date based on visual impression, allowing them to find their match made in heaven among those video dating stars.

However, people weren't used to being in front of a camera all the time like they are today, so many of these video dating profiles were painfully awkward to watch.

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Video dating enthusiast and love fan Jameson Murphy clipped together this montage of prime 80s hunk meat straight from VHS to show us how good daters have it today.

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Guy Live Tweets While His "Insane" Co-Worker Quits His Job

Quitting was a far more private thing before social media made it easy to share stories from our daily lives, so if you choose to quit in spectacular fashion expect to see it posted online.

But what are we to think when some guy named Dan Hopper live tweets his co-worker's epic quitting meltdown even though that co-worker claims none of it ever actually happened?

We're supposed to shake our fists and say “you got me again, ya darn internet hooligan!”, which is probably how people reacted after reading a few of Dan's “live tweets”.

Dan's whole story started to fall apart when he sent this tweet:

Hard to tweet indeed, Twitter is obviously so easy to use any bored office working twit can do it!

See Guy Live Tweets His INSANE Coworker Quitting His Job here (contains NSFW language)


Artist Reimagines Characters From Super Smash Bros. 4 In Mayan Style

Artists are constantly reimagining pop culture characters in Asian (mostly Japanese) art styles, but there's a great big world full of other styles out there which are constantly being overlooked.

That's why these Mayan art inspired versions of Super Smash Bros. 4 characters by Tucson-based artist Sita Nava are a breath of fresh air, standing out in a sea of ninjas and samurai.

The characters, and their powers, are still easy to identify in the Mayan glyph style, and Sita's inclusion of traditional Mayan fashion and symbols complete each character's Mesoamerican transformation.

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Sometimes Cute, Sometimes Creepy, Always Delightful Illustrations By Randyotter

Sometimes looking at a bunch of funny little drawings is all it takes to brighten my day, and if you feel the same way about delightful doodles as I do then you'll get a kick out of Randyotter's art.

Randyotter draws lighthearted little scenes with a familiar style that only adds to the charm, and much like the food featured in his pieces you can't eat, or look at, just one.

No, your appetite for absurdity won't be satisfied until you've seen all the funny Randyotter has to offer, and after looking through them all you may find your outlook on life altered by Randyotter's random drawings.

Don't worry, this side effect will soon fade, but the memory of those delightful doodles will last a lifetime.

See Exercise Your Demons: Funny and Delightful Illustrations by Randyotter here


Comedian Fixes Flags From Around The World

Some people see a bunch of eye pleasing shapes and colors when they look at a flag, others see symbols that represent a country, but comedian Jack Douglass sees a problem.

Jack has taken it upon himself to fix all those totally wrong flags being used by countries around the world, and his efforts may lead to world peace in our time.

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Okay, so maybe the world peace thing was a pipe dream, but at least the Vatican now has an amazing new flag!

-Via Tastefully Offensive


Anonymous Alcoholics - Here's To Wealth And Getting Wasted!


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When the shadowy organization known as Anonymous started wearing those Guy Fawkes masks most people found the look equal parts scary and silly, but when the upscale fellows who frequent Tanner's Tavern saw the look they instantly fell in love. The masks, you see, would allow them to drink in anonymity, so their fellow executives and all their underlings would have no idea who that well dressed man passed out in the corner really is. This anonymizing mask quickly became a hit with the alcoholic one percenters, and it wasn't long before the posh perverts and the deboinnaire drug addicts discovered its value as well. For you're only as good as your reputation, and with the power of Guy on their side they could still play boss during work hours while getting blind stinking drunk at night!

Show the world the secret to maintaining your untarnished reputation with this Anonymous Alcoholics t-shirt by tomburns, it explains a lot about why corporate morale never seems to sink as low as their actions...

Visit tomburns's Facebook fan page, official website, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more ridiculously good designs:

Yellow Kubrick Road 1975 E=MC Escher 8 Bit Bad

View more designs by tomburns | More Funny T-shirts | New T-Shirts

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


Eat Them All - Go Forth And Devour The Competition


Eat them all by salvatrane

Kirby is constantly being mistaken for a pocket monster, which drives him up the wall considering they're simply captives and sidekicks and he's the star of his own series. But instead of getting mad and turning as red as an apple Kirby decided to join in on the fun and catch them all...so he can eat them. He started with the simpler beings such as Magikarp, monsters who could do nothing more than sit there while Kirby gobbled them up, but as his appetite for poke increased he set his sights on larger prey. Soon he had eaten all of the basic set and was looking to evolve his diet, so Kirby set his sights on that barbecued reptile Charizard and prepared to have the most epic pocket monster meal of all time...

Show the world you have an appetite for pocket monster destruction with this Eat Them All t-shirt by salvatrane, it's the funny way to declare your love for that gluttonous pink puffball Kirby!

Visit salvatrane's Facebook fan page, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more deliciously geeky designs:

Old School never die! Real Man Reservoir Crayon Make retro-money

View more designs by salvatrane | More Funny T-shirts | New T-Shirts

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


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