The Ultimate Battle by DinoMike

In the ultimate Twister battle between Triceratops and Tyrannosaurus Rex the mighty carnivore ended up losing to the sturdy herbivore because of his tiny arms. This wasn't the first time T-Rex hated his tiny arms, nor would it be the last, and the psychological and emotional impact of having such diminutive limbs may begin to explain why T-Rex was so angry all the time. He couldn't toss a ball or play catch, he couldn't jump rope or breakdance like his dinosaur classmates with normal length limbs, so it's no wonder he grew up to be so cranky!

Show the world why T-Rex became such a Jurassic jerk with this The Ultimate Battle t-shirt by DinoMike, it's so fun your fellow dino-fans are gonna flip when they see you wearing this hilarious shirt!

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Facing The Demogorgon by saqman

Are things starting to get strange in your neck of the woods? Feel like your whole world is turning upside down as Halloween approaches? Just calm down and count to eleven, and start thinking of all those stranger danger tips you learned as a kid. On second thought, maybe you'd better approach this situation like you would an encounter scenario in D&D, since the creature that just walked in your door doesn't look like you're run-of-the-mill neighborhood creep...

Things are getting mighty scary on this Facing The Demogorgon t-shirt by Saqman, but you'll be able to handle whatever life, or the upside down, throws at you while you're wearing this +11 shirt of coolness!

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Nothing helps you greet the day like watching a dog poop and if you don't have your own dog or if you have one and just don't feel like you're getting your fill of seeing dogs pooing, now you have the advantage of looking at a dog pooping every time you check the date. Yes, you can now celebrate the new year with the 2017 Pooping Pooches calendar. Are you excited yet? Because you should be.

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No matter where you live, you're bound to hear some sort of urban legend about your town, city or state. While it would be a little insane to do an article with all the urban legends from all the cities in America, this collection of the scariest urban legends from each state is filled with delightfully terrifying local tales. While you'll obviously want to read the one from your state, if you really like scary stories, it's worth the time to read them all. And, of course, like many collections of urban legends, some of the stories are actually true -like the California one.

Hewitt Farms by ArtofCoreyCourts

No one's really sure why they still include Hewitt Farms in those guide books for tourists, but if you're ever in Texas and happen to pick up one of those visitor's guides make sure you ask around before you go looking around. Some awful stuff has happened at Hewitt Farms over the years- the Hewitts were savage cannibals who killed and butchered tourists because they had no regard for human life, and the Hewitt boy became known as Leatherface because he liked to wear the skin of his victims like a mask. They were run off the property years ago, and some folks say they saw Leatherface die in a hail of gunfire, but just to be on the safe side you'd better forget about visiting any farms while you're in Texas...

Show some love for your favorite mask wearing slasher with this Hewitt Farms t-shirt by ArtofCoreyCourts, it's a bloody good way to pay homage to the best chainsaw artist in Texas!

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Halloween comes only once a year but it comes every year, and putting together new costumes and decorations on a yearly basis can cause your Halloween storage to overflow while your mind runs out of new ideas.

That's why Halloweenies have to find ways to eliminate the clutter by putting their old stuff to use, which will make Halloween even more of a DIY holiday!

In order to combat costume boredom and recycle Halloween past you can incorporate pieces of your old costumes, like skirts, capes, jackets, and hats, into a new costume. And if you're low on mixable pieces talk to your friends and family about making a swap.

But if you find yourself stuck with a bunch of costumes you'll never wear again it might be best to simply put them out to pasture- as yard decorations.

Halloween decorations made out of old costumes will look cool in your yard, cost you virtually nothing to make, and they'll stand up to the weather better than stuff made out of foam or paper.

See 6 Ways To Reuse Last Year's Halloween Costume here

Every dog has their own voice, and many learn to make new vocalizations to please their human pack leaders, and then there's Geraldine the Beagle- who vocalizes her love of Star Wars.

Geraldine's strange wheezy, barky and oh-so Beagle-y vocalization sounds just like a TIE fighter, which doesn't help during her guard dog duties but her TIE fighter voice does help her get into any Comic Con she wants!

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Geraldine's owner Andrew Saunders is proud of his Imperial sounding pup, now all he needs is a TIE pilot outfit and a little TIE fighter costume for Geraldine and he'll be a hit on Halloween!

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San Francisco is one of the most popular tourist destinations in the world, and the City by the Bay is full of proud citizens who adore their city despite the grime, the crime and the soaring rent costs.

These proud San Franciscans show love for their city in creative ways, and since Halloween is such a big deal in the city it's the perfect time to dress up as an SF landmark, like the leaning Millennium Tower.

It's not hard to come up with a San Francisco-themed costume idea, just look at all the cool stuff they make in the city, like the best croissants in the U.S., the most banal modern art, and the self-driving car. (Illustrations by Kelly O'Grady)

See San Francisco-Themed Costume Ideas here

We 80s kids couldn't be happier when Hi-C announced that they were bringing back the fan-favorite flavor for in order to celebrate the release of the new Ghostbusters movie. But if you've already run out of ways to sip the stuff, you're in luck -there's now a recipe website dedicated entirely to cooking with the green gunk.

They have adult cocktail recipes and kid-friendly recipes, but the bottom line is that all of them look simply heavenly -and spooky.

Via That's Nerdalicious

MOMBAY M'BWA. UTINNI! by cubik

If you ever find yourself stranded on Tatooine, which is really the only real reason any sane person would end up on that dustball of a planet, make sure you don't touch the Jawa's stuff. They're the little hooded guys with the glowing eyes, and if you handle their scavenged goods they're liable to let loose with an alarm call that will bring half the tribe down upon your head! Trust me, you don't want to see a pack of those little critters crying for war, because they may be small in stature but they're big time badass when they fight as a team!

Wear the call of the angry Jawa across your chest with this MOMBAY M'BWA UTINNI! t-shirt by Cubik, it's sure to get you lots of attention from your fellow fans, and Jawa tourists will get a kick out of your tee!

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While there are plenty of Left wing, anti-racist Skinheads out there anybody sporting the Skinhead look these days is assumed to be a violent, racist bastard.

But would we feel the same way if the Skinhead in question was a Chinese man?

This scenario may sound too ridiculous to be true, but it's becoming a bizarre reality in Beijing, where fans of punk are adopting the look and the attitude and going full Skin.

Friends Mr. Ma, Bangbang and (name withheld) are punk fans and Skinheads against racism, following in the footsteps of the SHARPS (Skinheads Against Racial Prejudice).

They're also brand consultants who admit "most of the time their customers don't know what their Dr. Martens and Levi's represent".

Knowing how China is nowadays it's only a matter of time before this decidedly Western look catches on with blue collar Chinese punks seeking a look that makes a statement.

See Beijing's Skinheads here

Adulthood sounds really cool to kids who mature faster than their peers, and while they may hear about responsibilities, bills and financial burden it's hard for them to understand how much these aspects of adulthood suck.

If you're resilient or crafty enough to finish the race you will figure out how to get past all the hurdles life keeps putting in your path.

But first you'll have to fall on your face at least a few times, just so you know what dirt, and your own blood, tastes like.

The change that hits us hardest is the space which grows and widens between friends, as kids with plenty of time to hang out with each other grow into adults who hardly have time to stay in touch via text.

However, old friends will meet you at a bar one night then proceed to get so drunk they get kicked out.

And then you'll have to drive them home while praying you don't get pulled over and they don't vomit all over your car. Yay adulting! (Comic by Scott DeWitt)

See Adulthood: Expectations Vs Reality here

Donut Bat by kpcomix

Kids love to sink their teeth into some tasty treats on Halloween night, but I wonder how they'd feel if those sugary sweets bit back? In that alternate reality kids would live in fear of Halloween, afraid to leave their house on that spooky night lest they be gobbled up by sugary snacks on the attack. But cops will have it worst of all, since their favorite treat will start to play tricks on them, flapping away before they can take a bite out of those delicious-looking donut bats!

This Donut Bat t-shirt by kpcomix definitely doesn't bite, but it will make your friends show their fangs as they guffaw at your funny new shirt!

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Dogs are incredible companions, but you need to find the right pet for you, because a person at work all day shouldn't have an overly attached dog, just like a super active person doesn't want a pooch that just wants to lay on the couch and cuddle all day.

That's why PawsLikeMe.com is such a cool site. It essentially works like an online dating profile, taking your personality and interests into account in order to match you to the perfect pup. While there have been plenty of quizes like this online that suggest particular breeds for you to look into, this one actually links you to dogs that are actually available for adoption and that fit your personality and lifestyle.

I got a dog that was a 98% match and while I'm not really looking for a dog right now (my current pup is a handful already), she sure did look like a great match. So, have any of you found your soul dog today?

Via The Daily Dot

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Tis the season to do lots of baking, both for ourselves and others, and as we deliver the baked goods season after holiday season we pick up a few tricks to speed things up and ensure a perfect bake.

Tired of your cookies falling flat while baking?

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Chill the dough for a bit and you'll end up with thicker cookies that are easier to form into equal sized scoops before baking.

You should also put your cut sugar cookies and pie crusts in the freezer for a bit before baking them, which will help them retain their shape since the butter won't melt as fast.

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Just when you think you've got it all figured out when it comes to baked goods a handy tip comes along and changes the game.

Tired of the bits falling to the bottom in your baked goods?

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Coat chips and fruit bits in flour before adding them to the mix and they'll stay put while baking.

And if you're looking for a new flavor sensation that flows with the old standards try using vanilla bean paste instead of vanilla extract.

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The paste has a truer vanilla taste and adds those cute little flecks for visual effect.

See 26 Seriously Useful Baking Tips You'll Wish You Knew About Sooner here