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Is Your Halloween Costume Racist?

Nothing makes your friends and loved ones wonder what they ever saw in you quite like wearing a racist costume to a Halloween party, and if you manage to get out alive you'll never outlive the stigma of your racial insensitivity. 

But unless you showed up in blackface, wearing a Klan hood or dressed as the Führer himself it's probably not your fault, because it can be hard to tell which costumes are acceptable and which are downright racist.

That's why Dan Hopper from CollegeHumor put together this handy dandy flowchart to help us navigate the seas of racial tension and reach the shores of racial harmony on Halloween.

-Via CollegeHumor


The Ultimate Trick To Getting More Treats

Kids go trick-or-treating on Halloween for one main reason- the candy.

They head out in packs hoping to fill their pails and sacks with enough sweet treats to tide them over until the New Year, but some people don't want to part with their candy.

These townies require a bit of coaxing to give up their candy or, as this comic from Nedroid comics shows, a simple trick known as burglary...

-Via Geeks Are Sexy


Spooky Life - Those Things That Go Bump In The Night Are My Friends


Spooky Life by Vic Neko

Some people get into Halloween when they're kids, others start enjoying the holiday when they have kids, but for many Halloweenies a love of All Hallow's Eve is strictly genetic. We were born to be spooky, and our obsession with all the things that go bump in the night begins before we're even aware of how much they scare other people. But when we grow up adoring ghosts and ghoulies we soon come to realize that the dark side has a hold on us...and we wouldn't have it any other way!

Show the world you were born to be a Halloweenie with this Spooky Life t-shirt by Vic Neko, it's the perfect attire for those who were born under the dark side of a bad moon rising on the wrong side of the tracks!

Visit Vic Neko's Facebook fan page, Twitter and Tumblr, then head over to his NeatoShop for more geek-tastic designs:

Spooky Frontier Space Walk Cat of the Dead AstroCat

View more designs by Vic Neko | More Funny T-shirts | New T-Shirts

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


A Fun Collection Of Punny Halloween Costumes Anyone Can DIY

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The time to make a costume for Halloween is running out fast, but there are still plenty of clever costumes you can DIY at home that will properly display your silly side, like this Han Solo red cup costume.

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Punny costumes are always a big hit on Halloween, but make sure your punny costume is easy to read or people will keep asking you what you're dressed as, which can be super annoying.

Oh Deer she can't figure out my costume, Holy Cow how hard is it to understand?

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If you wanna be safe create a costume with a food based pun, because people always understand food jokes for some reason.

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And when all else fails simply show up as your normal self, aka a Pot Head, and make people LOL and ROFL wherever you go!

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See The Absolute Punniest Costumes That Anyone Can DIY here


20 Hot Dogs to Add to Your Bucket List

It's easy to think that a hot dog is just a hot dog -especially when you're just talking dogs and not sausages. But there are a lot of different levels of hot dogs out there and if you like a good dog, you won't want to miss this great article over at First We Feast featuring twenty hot dog versions you really should try before you die. Different topping ideas include cream cheese, mango relish, cole slaw, bologna, curry jam and more. So, what's the strangest topping you've ever had on a hot dog?


Kawaii As Heck - Sinister Yet Squee Worthy


Kawaii as Heck by Mykel AD

When people look at kawaii stuff all they see is the cute, but sometimes that cuteness helps hide a dark secret hidden inside. That's a lesson for us all- just because something looks cute doesn't mean it isn't dangerous, in fact, cuteness can actually enhance the danger level by attracting more victims. Luckily, evil organizations are still stuck on presenting themselves as tough and macho so they've overlooked the power of cute. But if a group of Satanic supervillains start waving a banner with a kawaii goat head and pentagram on it the reckoning of adorableness will be upon us...

Show the world you're cute and dangerous with this Kawaii As Heck t-shirt by Mykel AD, it's the funny way to swear your allegiance to the cult of cute!

Visit Mykel AD's Facebook fan page, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more adorably geeky designs:

BFFs (Best Foods Forever) Knifechan Squeak Squad Dino Smash

View more designs by Mykel AD | More Funny T-shirts | New T-Shirts

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


35 Awesome Homemade Matching Pet and Owner Couples Costumes

Can you believe it's finally Halloween? I don't know about you guys, but one of my favorite parts of the holiday is getting to see animals in costume -particularly when they match their owners. That's why I took the liberty of rounding up some of the best matching pet and owner costumes from across the web, so now everyone can get in on the fun.

Bowser and Chomp

These Mario baddies look incredible in their costumes, made by Redditor MapleSuicide -even if Chomp doesn't look all too happy about the situation.

ET and Elliot

Larissa and her cat, Opie Winston, make an amazing Elliot and E.T.

A Pan Am Crew

Coolest Homemade Costumes user Sandra has twins and these two 15 month olds are up to flying anywhere and it looks like they'll even make sure your luggage gets their safely.

A Barksy Painting

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The Creepiest Unexplained Phone Calls

Even though everyone uses a smartphone with caller ID nowadays, and we're far more likely to text than talk on the phone, there's still something super creepy about receiving a random phone call.

You answer the phone, say "hello? hello? HELLO?" with no response...only to hear a debt collector or telemarketer on the other end. *shiver*

But as frightening as those calls can be they pale in comparison to the calls on Cracked's list of The 6 Creepiest Unexplained Phone Calls, like the call that predicted JFK's assassination:

Sometime after 10 a.m. on a routine workday, an Oxnard, California, switchboard operator received a call from a whispering woman who dropped a bombshell: the president of the United States was going to die in 10 minutes.

That time passed without incident, but the woman, still on the phone, doubled-down: "The president is going to die at 10:30." She continued to babble away with cryptic statements like, "The Supreme Court. There's going to be fire in all the windows," and, "The government takes over everything, lock, stock, and barrel," before the call finally disconnected at 10:25.

Have you ever received multiple crank calls that really creeped you out because you were sure the calls all came from the same scary person?

Imagine how Bashir Kouchacji felt when he received death threats on a daily basis for over nine years:

The caller earned the nickname "L'Enfant," which we believe is Swedish for "the child," because the caller eventually decided that he wasn't being creepy enough and mimicked a little girl. Anyone associated with Kouchacji was a target, from his pregnant spouse to his restaurant employees. And the abuse got physical when the Star of David was scratched all over Kouchacji's Mercedes, although we're glad to know that constant harassment didn't stop him from making serious cheddar.

There didn't seem to be any escape. When Kouchacji traveled to Philadelphia to visit his sister, the calls kept coming there. Things got so bad he suffered a mental breakdown and committed himself to a psychiatric ward, but the calls continued to his restaurant, which we're guessing had a pretty high turnover rate.

This is just the beginning of Bashir's unexplained phone call story, which may have begun back in his home country Lebanon, where he was abducted and tortured for five days in 1974 because the PLO mistook him for a CIA agent...

See The 6 Creepiest Unexplained Phone Calls here (NSFW language)


Formal Fashions for Your Furry Friends

We love dogs, but let's face it -they're not typically ready to attend fancy cocktail parties. But now they can be thanks to Marie's Handmade Shop on Etsy. Whether you have a pug looking to attend a friend's wedding or a terrier getting ready for her doggy graduation party, these fashionable frocks are ideal for any fancy dress occassion.

And did I mention they have a Lincoln dog costume?

You know you can trust Honest Abe and his emancipation barclimation.


Clever Cosplay With A Twist

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Cosplaying as the same old characters can become boring, especially for those cosplayers who make different costumes for every convention they go to, but it's easy to make an old character look fresh again.

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All you have to do is put a new twist on the character's traditional look, or put together an always compelling hybrid character costume, and bend both time and space to your will.

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But be forewarned- once you start meddling with the traditional look of your favorite characters you might find it virtually impossible to go back to basics!

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See 28 Awesome Examples of Cosplay with a Twist here


RIP Jack Chick, Creator Of The Religious Mini Comics That Gave Us All A Good Laugh

The creator of those mini comics with the ridiculously zealous religious message Jack Chick has passed away, leaving a vacuum in the illustrated fearmongering market.

Chick Books were a real panic because they tried to cause panic over Halloween, Dungeons & Dragons, Freemasonry, homosexuality and global warming.

Jack's mini comics explained what actually happened at the Salem Witch Trials, warned against every other religion besides Evangelical Fundamentalism, and ironically even called comic books a gateway to devil worship because superheroes are "false idols".

The messages in Jack's Chick Tracts were so over-the-top many people thought they were a joke, but Jack was passionate about sharing his hateful paranoia and zealous religious messages via mini comics.

So The Nib felt it was only proper to send Jack off to the afterlife with a mini comic of his own, revealing Jack's fate after so many decades of spreading hate.

See the entire Jack Chick Goes to Heaven comic here (NSFW language)


Horror Movies For Stoners

The legalization of marijuana is right around the corner for many states, and this year Arizona, California, Nevada, Maine and Massachusetts will be voting on the issue, so the weed jokes are about to start rolling in.

That means it's only a matter of time before Hollywood starts making movies that appeal to cannabis enthusiasts, and not just stoner comedies.

So what sort of films should we expect when weed is legal?

According to Paul Louis Smith of CollegeHumor we should expect lots of horror flicks that won't make sense to those who aren't high.

These movies probably won't make much money at the box office, but they will scare those who shouldn't be smoking so much they'll never blaze a bud again!

See 6 Horror Movies If They Were About Weed here (NSFW language)


Crappy Last Minute Halloween Costume Idea - Poop Emoji Hair

Emojis make text messages fun yet completely unintelligible, but there is one emoji which needs no explanation and is universally understood by all who receive it- the poop emoji.

That little smiling pile of poop can be used as an insult, an exclamation and a way to describe how you feel, and if any emoji deserves to make the leap from smartphone screen to real life it's lil' poopy face.

If you're a fan of the poop emoji, or you're just looking for a last minute Halloween costume idea that'll get you lots of laughs, then you'll enjoy this tutorial by Super Deluxe on how to make poop emoji hair.

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It seems like a crappy idea to dye your hair just to look like s#@t on Halloween so it's probably better to buy a wig, but otherwise it's a fun and easy tutorial you can bust out in a couple of hours.

-Via Dangerous Minds


NIKE Air Jordan Sneaker Recreated As A 3D Puzzle

Nike's Air Jordan brand has become one of the most iconic athletic shoe lines of all time, and sneaker heads will adore the shoe line with the curves that drive them wild until the day they die.

2016 marks the 32nd anniversary of the Air Jordan, and after three decades it's safe to say the Jordan's sexy form has become an inspiration to artists and designers who see them as a work of art.

Designer Yoni Alter created this colorful 3D puzzle as an homage to the Air Jordan's shapely figure.

It's made out of 19 hand crafted resin pieces, each one a different color to highlight the shapes and pieces that come together to make the mighty Air Jordan.

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-Via designboom


A Penguin in a Pig Costume

Penguins are amazing, but if there's anything that could make them better, it's a Halloween costume -and Ripley's Aqaurium of Gatlinburg knows that penguins and Halloween are a perfect mix.

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While the bird in the pig costume is pretty incredible, it's not the only penguin in costume to wander through the company's offices. This little guy is hoping to trick or treat for some Swedish Fish!

Via Incredble Things


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