Figuring out how that unfortunate whale ended up in the jungle is easy comparing to figuring out how Donald Trump became President of the U.S.!

The grass is always greener 'cross the other tide.

This is the best kid that ever existed, and hes my spirit animal.

that island needs hair plugs
or just own it

Top Ramen in toast. Had to keep myself from laughing out loud at the twitter thread as my boss is in a meeting with a client.

I had a bat in my bedroom a few years back. I was watching Batman Begins in my bedroom. You know the scene where young Bruce Wayne falls into the bat cave and all the bats coming flying at him? As that scene came onscreen, I heard a fluttering and then noticed something flying in my bedroom. Needless to say, I screamed. Then I got out of bed, put a hat on, grabbed a broom and eventually shooed it out the front door. It took a few minutes as it kept circling around from kitchen, to living room, to dining room. What are the odds of that happening while watching that movie?

In my town, there is a restaurant called the Oak Tree. And there is an oak tree at the outer edge of the parking lot. I think the tree was there before the restaurant.

Very cute! Definitely has the attention span of a four year old ;^}

That is adorable!

i live on the prairies in S. Sask and we have a tree north of our town called the lone tree. Most local people honk at it on the way by and sometimes people tie yellow ribbons around it because of the old song.

Remember: An oak tree is just an acorn that stood its ground.

Whatever. Anyone else here ever see the giant crows/ravens off I-81 south of Alexandria Bay NY ?

There is a colony of large, black birds living in the park next to my house. No matter what I call them, some pedant will tell me that they are not what I said.

Like the Mr Ed reference.