"I have a device in my pocket smaller than a pack of cigarettes, that can access the entirety of human knowledge. I use it to look at pictures of cats and argue with strangers."
-- I know, it's an old one, but entirely true!

If that were true, ted, then why does he pick it up and carry it back to the top of the roof instead of continuing to peck at it once it comes to a stop?

@smarts -- there are *lots* of different countries south of Detroit -- parts of Central America are directly south of Detroit and all of South America and Mexico are south of Detroit.

Not to mention that little part of Canada.

I come from a relatively poor family that lived 60 miles away from the nearest city (pre-Walmart). I did not realize until I went to college that you could go clothes shopping *any time you wanted to* and not just at the beginning of the school year and Christmas.

Thumb in belt loop, index and middle finger in pocket, ring and pinkie splayed. Haven't you ever stood like that?

I'm guessing it isn't an ad for a product, but rather an ad for Mannings itself -- no use going to the ends of the earth, you can get what you need at your local Mannings Phamacy.

I do not want to stay there.

Kes...god, what a depressing movie that sounds like.

U - The Unforgiven

X - X, the Man with X-Ray Eyes

I - The Ipcress File
J - Jason and the Argonauts
K - Kidnapped

^^ And THAT is why I only drank Mountain Dew from a bottle. Sealable and see-able.

And now he will sue the mug-ee because he was injured by a man who is a professional fighter, who used excessive force on him. Whaa-waa-waa.

Why have Universities? Why not just a bunch of trade schools? Education is about more than the degree.

"We can certainly do away with degrees like theology or philosophy but doing away with the sciences is only going to get them in trouble down the road." Wow. Just...wow.

Oh brother *rolls eyes*

Cantilevered heels, demise of skirts, men fitted with telephones. All true.