My first question upon reading the spreadsheet was "What did he say or do, exactly, to initiate sex?" I suspect that around 50% of the issue is her drawing away, and another 50% or so is how he chooses to get her in the mood.

Speaking from my own marriage, I can usually tell if my wife might be receptive before I initiate anything, and I know how to initiate in a way that will make her more receptive. With this guy, we have no idea, since he only records her responses and nothing of how he chose the time and his actions in the initiation.

It makes me think this guy is probably going about it all wrong and is either hiding it or unaware of it.

I'd put money on this being the beginning to the end of their relationship.

Haven't you seen the movie "Amélie?" He's probably a technician testing the machines.

Since Swift Wind is male and chooses to look like this at times, I'd say he's nothing short of being freakin' "FABULOUUUUSSSSSSS!" ;)

Add one more claim if Scotland gets independence.

Don't you just love the concerned look on his face?

Best reaction Tweet.

We used to have a cat that would look at you just like this one is.
That "I could eat you, but I couldn't be bothered right now" look.

Atticus Finch was hot.

Note to self: look for fiction niche nobody is filling.

Two observations. 1. That woman is very brave to eat anything with barbecue sauce for a video while wearing a white top.

2. I've never really understood the chicken wing craze. For most of my life, chicken wings, like gizzards, were only eaten when you couldn't afford any other part of the chicken.

I recommend reading the original book. It's excellent. The first movie ends about halfway through the book, before it gets really interesting. The second movie (starring the late Jonathan Brandis) doesn't really do the second half of the book justice.

It should taste like loneliness and envy.