My wife says, "If I was going to marry a burrito, it would be a barbacoa." I'm distressed that after a decade of marriage, she's contemplating options.
Indeed, the internet long predates the WWW and some of those old tools are still useful. I remember using Gopher. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.