Folks, don't be cruel.

Masochist: Hit me!
Sadist: No!

She's not so bad.
She's worse.

Most boring sheet music in history.

Get your daily minimum requirement of aluminum and sundry industrial chemicals.
Get busy, liver.

Some people have amazing amounts of free time.

The average age of Americans has increased over the period, particularly among Baby Boomers.
This is hardly unexpected.

Indeed she does look better bloody.

More bacon.

Why bother?
Stop any old bum on the street.
He'd be happy to lick the cream off the Oreos for you.

Reminds me of San Francisco.

Damn! I took the Baking Bread tour by mistake.

Reminds me of my third wife.

When a country contributes little or nothing to the collective defense of the West, but mooches it off other countries, a country has plenty of disposable money for beautification.
Ask Sweden, Switzerland, Ireland, Canada, et al.

I want a T-shirt with this design.