He needs the whistle and drums. And a uniform.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU0XUEsDz_E

Not tone deaf at all! I have almost no upper-range hearing in my right ear (can't hear crickets if I lie down with my left ear on a pillow) and am developing tinnitus in my left ear (sounds like cicadas all the time), but I still aced the test.
How tone-deaf can people be? I mean, I once tried to listen to a movie using only the right speaker on a set of ear buds, and couldn't tell if the people were speaking English or Japanese, but I can distinguish tones. If someone rates as "tone deaf" on this test, I can't imagine what their aural environment must be like.

You forgot to say "That's a good dog."

Unfortunately, the billboard really looks to be saying:
"Join the Jedi Forces: It's your responsibility"

It needs to be able to connect to your phone by Bluetooth. When the phone is in range, the AC is on. When out of range, it turns off.

I just looked it up: Carl Mayer is Oscar Mayer's nephew.

First, he's a guy. Those things he did would have been easier to take if he had been a young, attractive girl.
Second, he didn't sing. A nice song (especially sung by a young, attractive girl) makes all kinds of unusual behavior more tolerable.
Third. Those eyes! He has the eyes of a psychopathic killer! He could be eating a hot dog, and it would look like murder.

This parking space needs one sign with a QR code. You snap it with your phone, and it can tell you if you are able to park, and for how long.

Wow. I think here in the 'states, we use cut-out decals with reflective glittery stuff in them. Even then, some of the letters are put in out-or-order.

As I was scrolling down, I first thought Belle was holding a severed head. Imagine my relief.
Pocahontas seems to have a number of trophies on her, including the compass of John Smith. Does this mean that her war-club has the blood of John Smith?

Oh. OK.
I was hoping that they'd incorporate the safety features into the song.

So, kids, back in the olden days you had to dial the whole phone number for your local police department. No easy-to-use 911 dispatch.
That odd black disk was a sorta-kinda compact disk, except that it had grooves cut into it to hold an analog representation of the music.
That huge box that they threw into the tree? It was a radio! Yes, radios used to be thaaat biiig!

It would be only a small effort for Yuliya Tymoshenko to wear the same hair style as Princess Leia, and bring balance to the election.

Kill it with fire!

Aah! Aah! I finally know one! Maybe!
It's a grain weevil trap. You attach this to a long pole and thrust it into a load of wheat or corn (in a silo or in a train car) and let it sit for a day, then withdraw it. Weevils can crawl into the holes, and you can then count the number of weevils in a load of grain. There is a rather complex formula for this calculation that takes into account the temperature and relative humidity inside the grain pile, since weevils are more or less active depending on such factors, and so other instruments are attached by means of the clips.
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