That parachute looks blue and gray to me.....

Rehab For Springs.
Know a spring that's in a downward spiral ? That can't curb their twisting and turning, debauched behavior ? A short time in this unit will put your beloved spring back on the straight and narrow.

Where The Old Gods Are
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What French chefs use for those really big snails..........

Lucky Cthulhu
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"The Exhaust Piper".
Replace your car's exhaust with this and sound like Scotland as you drive !

Refuse Tyranny Obey Cthulhu
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This is what happens when your weapon designer likes Princess Leia just a little too much........

Canned Octopus
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It is indeed a: 'Dr. Frommer-Richtenstein-Smith's "Fiendishly Clever Nutcracker"'.......(okay, minds out of the gutters, now.....We all know what rhymes with Frommer!!!!).
1. Place a walnut, pecan, beezenberry nut, a.k.a. 'nut of choice', on a plate.......
2. Adopt a menacing look while approaching nut with this, (and maybe doing a little 'snick-snick')...
3. Voila ! The nut will completely jump out of its shell !
As The Institute likes to say: "Needs no crackin' ; sends the nut's clothes packin' ! "

Where the old gods are
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That's a "Pirate Pete's Leg Pointer". Used exclusively at Pirate Pete's custom shops. Remember mateys..."Come to Pirate Pete's, where the prices can't be beat, and you don't have to have two feets".....Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

immortal lovecraft
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Chiropractic table for snakes.

Fractals in Nature: Mandelbrot Mice
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It's a stereo paint knife, for painting happy trees in 3-D !

Young Schrodinger
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$250,000 Military Pencil Sharpeners.

Look Out Schrodinger's Cat, It's a Trap!
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It's a "Poor Man's Discombobulator".

A.S.A.P.F.
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The "One Cup At A Time" moonshine still.
(Good to the last drop) ;)

Schrodinger's Bet
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Chocolate