Rehab For Springs. Know a spring that's in a downward spiral ? That can't curb their twisting and turning, debauched behavior ? A short time in this unit will put your beloved spring back on the straight and narrow.
It is indeed a: 'Dr. Frommer-Richtenstein-Smith's "Fiendishly Clever Nutcracker"'.......(okay, minds out of the gutters, now.....We all know what rhymes with Frommer!!!!). 1. Place a walnut, pecan, beezenberry nut, a.k.a. 'nut of choice', on a plate....... 2. Adopt a menacing look while approaching nut with this, (and maybe doing a little 'snick-snick')... 3. Voila ! The nut will completely jump out of its shell ! As The Institute likes to say: "Needs no crackin' ; sends the nut's clothes packin' ! "
That's a "Pirate Pete's Leg Pointer". Used exclusively at Pirate Pete's custom shops. Remember mateys..."Come to Pirate Pete's, where the prices can't be beat, and you don't have to have two feets".....Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Know a spring that's in a downward spiral ? That can't curb their twisting and turning, debauched behavior ? A short time in this unit will put your beloved spring back on the straight and narrow.
Where The Old Gods Are
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Lucky Cthulhu
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Replace your car's exhaust with this and sound like Scotland as you drive !
Refuse Tyranny Obey Cthulhu
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Canned Octopus
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1. Place a walnut, pecan, beezenberry nut, a.k.a. 'nut of choice', on a plate.......
2. Adopt a menacing look while approaching nut with this, (and maybe doing a little 'snick-snick')...
3. Voila ! The nut will completely jump out of its shell !
As The Institute likes to say: "Needs no crackin' ; sends the nut's clothes packin' ! "
Where the old gods are
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immortal lovecraft
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Fractals in Nature: Mandelbrot Mice
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Young Schrodinger
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Look Out Schrodinger's Cat, It's a Trap!
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A.S.A.P.F.
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(Good to the last drop) ;)
Schrodinger's Bet
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Chocolate