Do you need to shave your legs, ladies ? Both of them !? Quickly ? Well, do them both in half the time, (which equals one-fourth of the time! ), with Professor Smooth's double-blade, 1 handle, adjustable width, "Double-Stemmer Stubble-Trimmer" ! (is also "Amish-tested, Amish-approved" , just ask Gretchen!!!).

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Forget the "Axe-Grip", convert any baseball bat into a "Woodwright's STICK-O-DOOM" with this nifty handle attachment !

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That parachute looks blue and gray to me.....

1) Geeky Nerdy Pi Day Math Symbol - designed by Mudge
2) Miskatoninked - designed by Kharmazero

Dowsing Rod for Barracuda. (can also be used for hedgehogs).

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Rehab For Springs.
Know a spring that's in a downward spiral ? That can't curb their twisting and turning, debauched behavior ? A short time in this unit will put your beloved spring back on the straight and narrow.

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Used to separate hobbit's toes when they get their hair cut...

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One of the tools that is used to clean up after political debates.

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Vlad the Impaler's "back-scratcher"...

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What French chefs use for those really big snails..........

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M.C. Escher's "straight-edge".

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British Situational Measuring Device......to see if things have went 'pear-shaped' !!!

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Side-Boob leveler. (Come on, who wants to be uneven on the red carpet ? !!)

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1. Rogue Touch - Green.
2. Canned Octopus - Large.

Black & Decker "E-Z Axe".
Every back swing produces spin in the sharp, rotating wheel, letting you chop wood with ease !!!

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