Here's the Chuck Norris Giveaway Page you've been looking for! You're just one step away from winning one of ten Chuck Norris plush dolls that we found
hiding biding their time in a corner of the NeatoShop warehouse. Please note that these dolls don't have a working voicebox because Chuck Norris is too awesome for words. He doesn't need to say anything to get things done.
But first, check out the NeatoShop's Fourth of July and Summer Sale! Save up to 20% off the neatest, most awesome T-shirts you'll find on the web. With nearly 30,000 designs available, there's one that's perfect for you! Get free worldwide shipping on orders $75 and up (yes, we do mean worldwide.)
Back to Chuck - Here's how to enter the giveaway:
1. Visit the NeatoShop and take a look around to find your favorite T-shirt design. If you need a suggestion, how about the Funny T-Shirts, Sci-Fi T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts and Fantasy T-Shirts categories?
2. In the comment below, tell us your favorite artwork and the artist who designed it.
3. Optional: tell us your favorite Chuck Norris Facts alongside your T-shirt selection.
Need some inspiration? Here are a few of our favorite Chuck Norris Facts:
- Google won't search for Chuck Norris. It knows you don't find Chuck Norris - He finds you.
- Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
- Chuck Norris' calendar went from March 31 straight to April 2. Because no one fools Chuck Norris.
- People wanted to add Chuck Norris to Mount Rushmore, but the granite was not tough enough for his beard.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
One entry per person. Multiple entries will be disqualified. We'll pick 7 winners at random and 3 winners with the funniest, most original Chuck Norris Fact (and believe me, we've heard most of 'em, so go for unique, mmkay?)
The winner will be notified through our comment system, so be sure to use a valid email address. Good luck, everyone!