Hi.
This is the device Edward scissorhands used to go to the bathroom.
Everybody understand why. Brrrrrrrr.

Playing Schrodinger, M, please

Hi,
I think it's a training egg for competition ostriches.
We understand the value of the pointed shape on each side.
Ostriches thank us for that matter.
The black part allows to "reset" the laying process for more training.

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Hi !
It' a medical stand designed to hold firmly the arm of hypersensitive agitated children in hospitals when the nurse or the doctor wants to remove them a splinter of a finger, for example, still works great!

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Hi !
It's a "Bouga", a device designed to kill a rhino, used by teenagers from a distant tribe of Africa.
When teenagers must pass to adulthood, they go in the deep jungle, alone, with 99 cabbages and a brussels sprout.
Every day, they put on the ground a cabbage, and rhino comes and eats it.
The last day, they put the brussels sprout on the ground, then rhino comes to eat the cabbage, sees the brussels sprout, says "this is not a cabbage !", rising his eyebrow in the six million dollar man Steve Austin's way, and that's where the hunter applies the Bouga on the eye of the rhino, pulls the trigger, and kills the beast.

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This is an electric pole training set for young birds born in captivity.
They learn not to touch two wires, which is very dangerous on real power lines.
On the training set, they do not die, but are just a little tickled or exposed to Rebecca Black's "Friday" "song".

More Human Than Human, large, please

Hi,
it is a "traceur de tartine", a device still used in very expensive hotels in France, the wires are connected, warm and slightly burn the bread, a french baguette cut in half lengthwise.
It helps to spread the jam really really straight.

More Human Than Human, large, please

Hi !
This one is easy :)
It's the shortest electric pole in the world, 2 inches !

More Human Than Human, large, please

Hi !
It's an ancient scoop designed to pick up lost buttons in the woods.
Bad design anyway, it often picks up lots of berries and no button at all.
So, you need to throw the berries away every minute, but still no button !

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Hi !
I don't know what is it, and so I prefer, it seems not very comfortable !

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Congrats !

> HA! Maybe we'll both win?...

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That would be great !
I didn't copycat you, I was choosing each word of my proposition.
We have a saying in france, les grands hommes se rencontrent ; meaning great men meet. (by their ideas)
Good luck

Hi !
It's a six blades razor prototype.
Patented , but not marketed ; oddly , the fifth blade cut a little bit of skin with the facial hair each time.

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A batarang designed to hunt hedgehogs !

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It's an antique goniometer, used to mesure small angles.
It was used by the first angry birds on earth, called aepyornis.
With this device, two birds (aepyornis) could kill one stone (age).
Science is great !

Playing Schrodinger, M.
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