"Would you like to go get something to eat?"
"No, I can't - I falafel."

Man, I wish I'd known that! Just worked on a shoot with Shatner for a couple weeks last year: If I had known he was a brony I totally would've gotten him to sign my daughter's Rainbow Dash figurine!!

...in which we learn what a "cattle grid" is. Thanks John!

My co-workers and I used to look like that getting out of work on a friday afternoon

Yeah, I think I'd probably do the same to myself as the gentleman making the comment...

Sorry...couldn't pay attention to story...was too smitten by beautiful cat...

What? No jokes about getting a piece of tail?

She had the facial beauty thing cornered for sure, but she was so skinny she looks nearly cadaverous in some of them. How this emaciated look ever became established in our society as something beautiful to be aspired to is absolutely beyond me. These models that look like skin and bones are just disturbing - there's nothing sexy or desirable about them whatsoever.

Psst! Jill! It's "Is your interest PIQUED", not peaked.

I want to know what the jug of mysterious green stuff on the stove is...

I was really hoping these would look like something Roger Dean would have come up with...

When I was a kid, we had a crow that hung around our house for years. My mom started feeding it table scraps, and soon enough it started to reciprocate by bringing us shiny trinkets and leaving them on the picnic table where my mother would put the scraps. The funniest thing was when it showed up with a key to OUR house!

Live long and prosper indeed.