It's my wife's nose hair tweezer... (for the love of God, I hope my wife doesn't see this post)

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In the military, almost every MRE comes with a small bottle of tobassco sauce. The same phenomenon occurs... after a few days, everyone starts to use it. This is not because of our loss of smell, but rather because shelf stable food tastes horrible. The tobassco sauce is the only thing that tastes the way it is supposed to and that is why we all use it.

I asked your mom that exact question last night! (sorry, this was just too easy)

Proving once again that he was ahead of his time, here is the 16th Century Davinci "Shake Weight"

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it's either the Hammer of Mjolnir or it's not... it's impossible for me to tell.

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is it just me, or is that Kim Jong-Il on the left wearing a stick-on goatee?

In order to get to the article about The Legend of Zelda, you have to click "Link" hahaha!

or maybe a storage rack for bocci balls.

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It is a storage rack for croquet balls.

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There is a much more fun version of this called Hashing. It is basically the same thing, except with alcohol too.

Too find your local hashing group just google whatever major city is near you and "hash house harriers"

Every major US city and almost every military base has a group.

On! On!

that's weird, why is black stuff coming out of the Gulf of Mexico?

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I don't want to sound ungrateful, but I think the satellite dish might hurt my resale value.

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I don't want to sound ungrateful, but I think the satellite dish might hurt my resale value.

Chad, it's time...

...peanut butter and jelly time!

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The information in the caption is incorrect, Cigarettes have been allowed down the shaft.

source
http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/americas/09/12/chile.miners/index.html?hpt=T2