Of course, Second is the first loser.

This is why I proposed to my school (University of Washington) a few years ago to install nap pods in the library.

Needs to go much faster I can feel myself aging

Of course they're unhappy in Modesto, they've got a raging battle between the monsters and aliens there.

Mmmmmm Denny's pancake puppies smothered in butter and syrup

Weren't these used like in the early 1920-1940's with dancers but on a much larger scale?

Is it safe to say that this is a photographic list of people illegally sharing music.

Let's hope the RIAA doesn't think so.

This sounds like the beggining of a zombie movie.

9/10 woo hoo. I don't know if having a high score is bad or having seen most of the movies on that list.

Mostly ashamed of having seen "Flight of the living dead" and "Dance the dead""

This is probably one of the greatest culinary creations I've ever seen.

(How do I get the advertisement sound to turn off on the main page? it sounds like E! or some other gossip)

Seth: "When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks."

I guess this problem is a lot bigger than we thought.

So who's credit card is the new sign going to be charged on?

That is totally going to ruin the Metal Gear Solid 4 launch.

BART-MAN!!

So whats the difference between a legless lizard and a snake?