I'm not sure how someone gets away with summarizing an article with the words: stiff, wood, and vibrate in the same sentence! haha

This article is bunk. A comparison is meant to highlight similarities between two things; this article does exactly that.

I work for a beekeeper. He had bees that were being killed by pesticide.

Bees haven't adapted to the cold winters, and they do not over-winter well. It costs money to split hives, but the population will be at full strength by mid summer.

I know of a church who claims to have experienced that foul smell... when they are under demonic attack. - Hell is always synonmous with sulphur, so who knows.

The backhoe in the middle of the pontiac plant... has two arms. How many photos did this "amateur" stitch together?

All those guys who predicted widespread outbreaks of avian, and swine flu... never saw this one coming. The war is on. The next cat I see today... might very well lose all nine lives in one fell swoop.

I'd willingly subject myself to a year of being "rick rolled"... in exchange for Peace talks and a ceasefire.

I would argue that similar occurrences happen regularly among the North American Aboriginal community.

I love the 3D look... it would be cool to make a music video in that sort of style.

the last time I checked advertisers are most interested in promoting their product, then they are with how or where. Plus you remove the added cost of paying the dreaded "content managers."

The speech is bogus. Just a hunch, but a valedictorian should be able to produce a grammatically correct document.