Thanks for the auto-play...

A prototype for a mechanical zit popper. Eww, eww, eww.

10th in the UK - Med.

A prototype slide guitar created by Ludwig van Beethoven during his "blues" period. Sadly, it led to a dead end and "Ode to Joy".

Tenth in the UK - Med.

A boomerang that you hope does NOT come back.

10th in the UK - Med

A combination nut cutter/nut cracker.

10th in the UK - medium

The last backscratcher YOU WILL EVER USE!

10th in UK -Med.

The world's most effective insect killer. Catch insect-place it under the disc-crank down. Voila! No more pests.

10th in UK Medium

Shortly after his famous lighting storm kite flight, the ever curious Ben Franklin racked his brain to come up with a useful device that would take advantage of his discovery. Hence, we have the prototype of the "Franklin Handshake Buzzeth Engine". Sadly, it would be for others develop a more manageable size, but never let it be said that Ol' Ben didn't have a sense of humor.

10th In UK - Med.

It's a cheese "Swisser". Insert cheap, plain white cheese, puncture - PROFIT!

Skulls are for pussies - Med.

It's a fusible plug. The fill is calibrated to liquify at a specific temperature and drain out allowing whatever the plug is, well, plugging to drain as well.

Kaiju - Medium

A failed attempt to create long-wearing sandals - - out of iron.

Daft Nuts Med

Fred Flintstone's spare tire recently found in an archeological dig in Hollywood.

Brushed Skull, medium

Pricing stamps for grocery items.

Brushed Skull - XL

The Naval Air Station in Jacksonville, Florida (I've been there a lot!).

When she moved into her retirement home with automatic central heat.

I know I need to do more to reduce my energy footprint and this book might just be the kick in the butt I need to get really serious about it.

Oh, carbon footprint - XL