Her last name isn't Burr, she's just riffing on Aaron Burr. It's not Scafe either, though she's often referred to as Scafe. Nor does she own a restaurant called Erin's Café, though many people assume so. All of her stories are ridiculous and epic and she is totally worth a follow on Twitter.

Kids? Most of them look to be adults.

I gave up rinsing dishes before loading when we got a new dishwasher several years ago, never had a problem with them coming out clean, even milk glasses and cereal bowls that have sat for 2-3 days.

I'd love to see more of this series, but I could not find a gallery anywhere on his website.

Where I grew up the local vet had pulled about 40 locks out of a dog's stomach. That was quite an xray.

So, the point of the ad campaign is to encourage women to drink more milk by insulting them? The stupidity, it astounds me.

Why was the bird sitting in the tree?

Because he was nailed to it!

This "joke" brought to you by my seven-year-old tiwns, who have a million more like it. The way they crack each other up, they must be funny...

I would think it's a health issue, for all the people out there with various food allergies or conditions such as diabetes or heart disease. It's critical for them to know what is in food.

Even for those without allergies or other conditions it's important dietary information that should be available on demand.

Didn't they recently stop making Kodachrome film?

Today you'd be rejected if the idea had never been done before. It's apparently too risky to try new things.

How does having the sign stolen three times in 20 years equate to it getting stolen five minutes after a new one was installed, unless they went years every time before getting a new sign?

A 1991 movie called Proof, starring Hugo Weaving as a blind photographer and Russel Crowe as his friend, has a key scene set in a drive-in. Hugo's character gets into trouble while Russel's is off at concessions, because the couple in the next car thing he's staring at them.

If the idea is to show a wider range of body types, great. If the idea is to save money by not hiring professionals, boo hiss!

Why does finding pigments on a shell prove they wore makeup? Maybe it was paint. Maybe they just colored the shell to be pretty...

As there is some evidence that WalMart intentionally engineers mob-like hysteria on Black Friday for the profits they will rake in, without taking precautionary crown-control measures, they perhaps have earned some hatin'

For some details/research:
http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/011912.html#011912