z0mg! I'm going to make a sheet of stickers with little smileys on them! You can stick them on your paper emails! Then I'm going to print up a bunch of flyers to advertise the stickers and mail them out to everybody!
Wow, a homosexual did something of note and value and that makes homosexuality a virtue. Hitler was a vegetarian, so I guess that makes vegetarians monsters, right?
I'm gonna be so rich!