Disney is part of the childhood obesity problem. A culture of escapist movies and passive television viewing (with plenty of commercials for junk food) has created these blobs. Turn off the tube, and send the kids outside to play.
I'm a failed kitsman: my efforts to recruit and train cats to steal didn't quite work out. While my initial protege was able to break into homes quite readily, she brought back only small mammals and the occasional bird.
Plays Video Games No Diet Restrictions Doesn't Mind My Stupid Hobby Loves Gory Horror Movies Doesn't Make Me Watch Reality TV/Movies About Vampires Like To Drink
"You look like a fat ol' frog!"
Didn't know Q, U, W, and Y. That's not fair using the remake of The Wicker Man...it's more comedy than horror.
"FED BY DAWN, FED BY DAWN!"
No Diet Restrictions
Doesn't Mind My Stupid Hobby
Loves Gory Horror Movies
Doesn't Make Me Watch Reality TV/Movies About Vampires
Like To Drink
A simple mnemonic: Large groups of prostitutes hide their wealth- "The horde whored for the hoard"