Pshaw... I can think of several Neatoramians who would probably over-think and over-design their homeless shelter if they were in a similar situation. Hell... half of you would probably do a dissertation on it and blog about it from a public library. *giggles*
It sounded like the DMV just needed to process some paperwork to clear the accident before they could issue the permit. He should be more concerned about what the insurance companies might try to charge because of his "record".
"That's some pig!" *om nom nom* "He's terrific!"