That IS peace. Human condition, reality peace.

You're both wrong. This is actually a map showing the Sweet Tea Belt.

You critics must have better diversions.

Any aliens with the tech to get here would probably just kill us with an area energy or radiation weapon beamed from space. They don't even have to land.
Neil Degrasse Tyson best explained the futility of alien contact: 5% of DNA makes the difference between a chimpanzee and Mozart. If aliens have 5% on us, we'll just be quacking ducks to them.

This is the sum of all human endeavor. Manifest AWESOME.

Running a buffet has costs and risks, including people who waste food. Punitive pennypinching tactics contradict any idea of customer service. It's worse than tip jars (but not much worse).

haha. I hope he's not an Eskimo.

It's interesting to see this in this venue. Deer hunters for generations have known that a wounded deer will typically be found in the second change in terrain it encounters during its flight.

Sigh. The hammer and sickle just aren't the same without a chorus and a nuclear sub. Just what kind of commies are these new commies?

Tomorrow's headline: Hummingbird related eye injuries increase 3000 percent.

Tanning booth owners who let her keep cooking herself need a swift kick. Yick.

Thank goodness whiny people don't reproduce. It'd be the death of civilization.

I'll have to agree with Takuro: Palmer is the last place to answer any questions about chocolate bunnies because they don't make chocolate bunnies. They make brown solid matter bunnies ("chocolate flavored").

Oh, to be a subject.

Hail to the Griefer!