This has the benefit of rendering Chuck E. Cheese commercials unrecognizable by my daughter, so we don't get subjected to 30 minutes of pleas to go there. Thanks, marketing guys!

Orcumber would have fit.

Thoromir aside, who the heck is that behind Robb Stark?

Start a band with Jackie Chan.

I WIN.

Missing from the final "order now" wall-o-text: line of eight-point font reading:

* Contains no punk.

Man, Voyager was just trying too hard.

Nice that there's no Crusher in there. TNG didn't lean on crutches as hard as the other series.

That's not the Alien Queen. There was no Alien Queen in the first movie. That's just the Alien, with a alternate head that wasn't used in the final cut because Ridley(?) thought an eyeless head would be more frightening and, well, alien-looking. Good call there.

Spoiler: one of the answers, apparently, is "cream of shrimp."

Yes, I know that's probably just bisque, but I'm going to throw up in my mouth a little anyway, if that's OK.

This version of Mahna Mahna is one of my favorites. Gets downright demented around the 2:20 mark. I don't think Bip ever went off the rails with more gusto.

Love to know the circumstances. Also, now that this has happened, he needs to pose with a lightsaber and thus end the entire universe in one photograph.

"Around the survivors a perimeter create" must have been too much to handle.

Cue the right-wing butthurt in ... oh, wait. Already happened. Someone was up early watching Fox and Friends, apparently.

No picture of a toddler playing with his own poop? My perception of libertarians is not represented, then.

I see Mr. Hunderford is trying to earn his pedantry badge from the Boy Scouts.

Seriously, this thing sets some kind of record for the number of times I've paused a video and said "wait, WHAT?" It actually makes Ralph Bakshi and Rankin & Bass seem restrained by comparison, and that's damn impressive. Even the Leonard Nimoy Bilbo Baggins song was a better retelling of the tale.