Enough kitchy irnony to make a hipster's head explode.

Why must anthropomorphic talking food always go on promoting the consumption of itself? Morbid.

"There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist." -Ayn Rand

Penis Tone = the reedy timbre of the Skin Flute?

Crack open a BALUT and let the party begin.

So this is what all my white friends are talking about.

Wow. Nearly as fake and plastic as the actual Obama!

All well and good but what would be the long-term effects of the testosterone therapy on the baby?

Can that dog smell the big stink coming off of Flint's "native son" and all-around ho Michael Moore?

The lengths they go to to keep themselves distracted from the real threat north of the border.

This gets a huge "SO?!" from me...

Try again, Neatorama.

Good. Finally some "performance art" that is actually useful and relevant.

This is ADORABLE!

Not so good. Why add more glut to the heaving hoard of boobtube boobs? There's a reason TV viewing is not recommended for the 0-5 set. Don't think this doesn't apply to this because it's flashed-based. If you have the time to sit down and surf the web with your kids, you almost certainly have the time to read to them.

The random sudden passing of someone fairly young gives you the opportunity to stop and meditate upon the fleetingness of life. One minute you're here, the next you're gone. In the space of one afternoon nap all could be done for.