Great! Now, I can't watch it without thinking of bedsores.

TGTC! Teflon Gecko Torture Chamber.

Since he treated them like animals, why didn't he just have twice daily Simian like feces throwing contests? Down by the company access road. This would have cubed the probability of bonding with each other.

I would have liked to have seen more scenes with the groundhog driving or at least the groundhog giving mouth to mouth to the old guy.

Where's Laurel and Hardy when you really need them?

Bruce Lee would not have been a good choice for a Buddist priest. His one role of giving sage advise to a young Kung Fu student in his last film
fell flat on its face. Every time I see "Enter the Dragon" and this scene comes up, I cringe.

OH! THE OCTOPUSSANITY!

Poor Groucho, he died the same week as Elvis and no one but Dick Cavett noted it in Time Magazine. Groucho should have been on the cover that week. Groucho's career spanned vaudeville, movies, radio and Television. He was at the close of one medium and at the birth of three others. He would have had a great website.

Sand Worm is a euphemism right?

Now if he could just make a robot that powers itself by eating the mice in my attic.

It is saying, "I'm a large penis with a lightbulb on top".

That is not the secret recipe. It may be the current recipe, but not the original before he sold KFC recipe.

Jesus Christ, everyone knows bears are afraid of zuccini! They're like hotdogs for young children. Eatten to fast the bear can choke.

Ant mecca?