Yo! Excuse me! Over here, the red hammock in the middle! Gotta use the restroom...

I wonder if other ringtones would have different responses?

"Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade."

And M. Constantini was never seen again...

It's all cool until Skynet becomes self aware.

It's all cool until Skynet becomes self aware.

What could possibly go wrong?

The first superhero? From your story about Edgar Rice Burroughs and Tarzan yesterday:
"In short order, Tarzan became a superhero, the first pop icon to attain global saturation. As such he was the forefather of  Superman and more recent real-life marvels such as Michael Jordan. Before Tarzan, nobody understood just how big, how ubiquitous, how marketable a star could be." - John Taliaferro, Tarzan Forever

Simple. It's a robot tickler.
O YES! - Men's L

Listen, I appreciate your adventurous and creative spirit, but you NEVER replace chocolate with something else. Chocolate is always an add in, never a take out. Please amend this post and then take a time out.

If you like fat cats I suggest visiting http://hellofatcat.tumblr.com/

People who are interested in this might also like this Etsy shop. Owner Ryan Boase creates completely acoustic iPhone speaker docks using vintage gramophone horns!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ReAcoustic

The caption I saw said, "Yeah, I've seen some shit too."

To be fair, it was very cold on the day that the sandwich was measured.