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It's Teddy Roosevelt's cigar cutter. Like Teddy is going to settle for one of those little nancy-boy cigar cutters you get from the tobacconists. This is a cigar cutter for real men.

Discombobulate 2XL black
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It is your mother's bikini line trimmer with four settings going from 'trimmed yesterday' to 'oh my god its a jungle down there.'

Shroedingers cat 2xl black
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These are the cages used by George Lucas to hold in original series Star Wars fans when he forced them to watch the new Blu Ray release of Star Wars. members of the audience were heardd to cry 'NOOOOOO" repeatedly at the viewings.

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It is the lesser known Bohemian Nose Fork that is grouped together with the Bohemian Ear Spoon and Bohemian Eyebrow Knife to form a complete set of formal pole arm tableware for when you have the Elves over to eat in AD&D (1st edition)

Shroedingers Cat wanted dead and/or alive 2Xl black
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Cyberman head from the Sylvester McCoy years when the BBC just didn't have a budget for costumes anymore.

If I only had brains, 2XL black
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Ever notice that at Italian restaurants the pepper grinders that the waiters carry are starting to get bigger and bigger. Well, this is now the ulitmate size of pepper grinder now available for those pesky italian waiters. It can turn any salad into an inedible sodden mass of ground black pepper almost instantly.

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It is the Kythera mechanism as foretold in prophecy to end the reign of the Antikythera mechanism.

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the top two handaxe/backscratcher combi tool, chop and scratch your back at the same time. Upswing scratch, downswing chop,
The bottom tool hand chopper/nosehair trimmer.

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A variety of tools used by a Moile in Middle Earth for circumsizing from top to bottom, trolls, orcs, dwarves. Tools for other races available but not shown.
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They are a pair of 3D glasses from the 19th century, enabling you to see the real true to life sepia tones in 3D.

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They are glasses for voyeurs. The opaqued edges make everything seem as if they are viewing it through a peephole.

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Why that is the peg leg belonging to Captain Ahab's younger brother, who lost his original leg in a quarrel with a spool bed he. He then took the wood and fashioned the peg leg you see above and forever after only slept on tabletops.

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Looking at the near end of this anyone could see it is a new pencil to be used by anyone that doesn't give a damn about the environment.

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