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This reminds me of the experiment done on a barren desert island in the equtorail atlantic. The island of Ascension originally had very little flora and fauna. In the 1600s It was referred to as "very bare, and nothing to be had there." Then in the 1800s the english began importing plants to the island in hopes of transforming the island. They were successful, as one inhabitant noted "not a cloud would pass over the heavens, nor a drop of water fall; but since the land on the mountain has been so much cultivated, a gradual increase of rain has taken place—seldom more than a day passes over now without a shower or mist on the mountain; and during the first ten days we were here constant little showers fell"
source: http://faculty.washington.edu/dcatling/Catling2012_GreenMountainSubmitted.pdf
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The proverbial question naysayers always ask "how will that tattoo look when you get older." in this case the saggy loss skin could be an advantage. The genius of this tattoo is that it solves two problems of getting older 1) needing glasses to read the small print on the measuring tape is solved because the print gets bigger as he ages 2) loss of dexterity and inability to handle small objects due to arthritis is solved because he is not losing dexterity, the objects are getting smaller.
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Its amazing to me this american based meme of Canadians being nice. Its seems to come out of an US centric view of the world. That is, that everyone is like us and with view exceptions. Canadians are nicer, colder, maple tree loving US americans. My pet peev is that US americans are pretty much the exception to every rule. The rest of the world is decent and nice. The rest of the English world says Zed and not Zee. Rant complete; you may continue about your day good sirs and madams...
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It seems a little far fetched. She herself was drunk and awake for 23 hours. I know she is Russian but i'm sure even Russian's would pass out with that combination.
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That exactly what I thought. I'm guessing they were donated legos. Whenever I see the clip of Jame May's lego house, I wish I could have been there to take bucket fulls of lego.
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I'm not to sure i would want to attend this school. 1) because the penalize overachievers 2) Its an economics school that trying to get 3k from a student while using lawyers who will likely cost more...
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Time and time again the treasure hunt presents itself to me as if in a dream. A hypnagogic hallucination in dead of night, while switching from site to site. And so the hunt begins with expectations of victory only to find that I am one of dozens. But not to worry, for I know which treasures I covet. My speed of entry should please the gods of Random.org.
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Finally one that I know. It took me a few years, but I got it. It seems a little late though.

Its a pair of free mason peek-a-boo goggles. Created around the time the free masons went co-ed. The newly instated free mason females requested day care for their children, as it would be imprudent to participate in masonic rituals and global domination while making sure Jr. was taken care of. So these goggles were developed to keep jr occupied for hours on end. Based on the marking in the top right hand corner, these may be the very goggles used to entertain Chalsey Clinton, while her parents plotted the over throw of a number of small nation states.

Glow-in-the-Dark Skeleton L black
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This is why I am suspicious of eye witness testimony. Sorry big foot, and UFO believers...eye witness means nothing. Now all we need is a study showing that people see what they want to see in images. That is, people will see UFOs in images of balloons, and Nessy when its a wave.

I love science, my other woman :)
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What happened to the the Neatorama Upcoming Queue?

I was looking for it...I wanted to post this http://www.hsus.org/press_and_publications/press_releases/toxoplamosis_linked_to.html

I thought it was cool and somewhat explains the webs fascination with LOL cats. The web is crazy!

I also read somewhere that rats who contract Toxoplasmosis lose there fear of cat urine. In fact they love the smell. This leads them to seek out cats and get eaten. I have a hypothesis...Some humans who contract Toxoplasmosis get manipulated by the parasite to like/love cats.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/04/070403-cats-rats.html (here is the rat love urine link)
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