He was on the lam!

Since absolute zero is –273.15 Celsius, I have to surmise they are doing this in Fahrenheit, which works out to -169 Celsius. Pretty damn cold, dangerously so.

Is this in Pamplona? I have heard of the annual running of the balls.

She'll divorce him as soon as he takes it off..."You've changed."

Smoke.

I fly using a similar technique, I seem to calm down after the smell is emitted. Ahh.

I assume all women flirt with me, then once in a while I am actually correct.

Two Texas goat ranchers are riding along the fence that separates their property. They come upon a goat with it's head stuck in the fence. Rancher Billy Bob jumps off his horse and starts f*cking the goat with gusto. Billy Bob hollers to Rancher Joe Bob "You want some of this action?", Joe Bob says "Sure do, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"

Women aren't supposed to be able to get above the glass ceiling anyway.

Dunno about the rules where this occurred, but where I live, the biker using a crosswalk is required to dismount or assume liability for the accident.

Eww.

I wake up some mornings and don't want to get out of bed and the only things on the agenda are good coffee and a bad newspaper.

If you can walk around the water, why do you need this bridge?

Perfect! I am going to fill an aquarium half full of dirt and claim that I have a Mexican Burrowing Toad as a pet.

No muss, no fuss.

Park it in Seattle, it will be covered with gooey bird food in about a half hour, and moldy dreck and bird $hit in about a week.