I guess China has their new method for population control.

hurrr

I can gleek, wiggle my ears, flare my nostris incessantly, flip/tube my tongue, lock the top joints of my fingers (left hand only),lock my left thumb in a creepy position.

I can also tie cherry stems into a knot with only my mouth.

And I only charge $1000/hr for my time, far less than "Kristen" does for client #9.

What a bargain!