This isn't really about any individual movie meeting the criteria. It's about how few do. That's the interesting fact.

Also, the first question is the important one. Really, you can forget the rest of it. Usually you have two or more male main characters and a chick. (The Smurfette Syndrome.) It's very rare you get the reverse. Why is that?

Now it may be as simple as women deferring to their boyfriend's/husband's interests, just so they can get a date night (which I suspect is actually part of it) or it may be that the largely male execs are more interested in movies that fail this test (also likely part of it.)

As others have mentioned, it's an early Mapquest-style set of directions. There were wrist-mountable ones (watch style). This might be a cheaper version of that, or a dash-mounted one. I can't make out the scale, but I'm leaning toward the latter one.

Ah, my Google-Fu is still strong:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1045114/The-1920s-satnav---weird-wonderful-gadgets-quite-took-off.html
That looks like the higher-end Brit version of the above.

True, but a goldfish is seriously disadvantaged out of water.

I'm thinking triathalon is really Phelp's sport.

"So I go in and ask them if they serve pork bellies, and the guy just starts laughing his head off."