Really? Not Iraq? Syria perhaps...? North Korea maybe? Something is F*cky about this ranking system, methinks. This sounds like first world stress, not "people are trying to kill me daily" or "I'm dying of malnutrition and Ebola" stress.

This has got to be an Onion article. Please tell me this is an Onion story.

Rude Salespeople Make You Want to Buy Fancy Things*

* From a different store

Nothing on Earth beats Alluda Majaka (1995). Nothing. I say again: Nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imM6omziU_I

I love the elderly as well (having grown up next door to my great grandma). They are just treasure troves of knowledge and wisdom. Except when they vote. Then they are insufferable idiots.

The technical term for this is "bulletproof nudity", wherein the level of armor on a female character is inversely proportional to the amount of armor worn, but directly proportional to the sexual desperation of the artist.

I have yet to see any scientific study regarding the accuracy of Wikipedia vs traditional encyclopedias.

So beautiful.

I'm not a huge Star Wars fan, but given how much people pay for these as collectables, this may be the most idiotic idea ever.

A well-played poke at British linguistic sensibilities.

1. There is no plot. This is improv.

As a tall bald guy, I would avoid this house like the plague. They should call it the cranial dent house.