Good riddance to bad rubbish. He's burning in hell for all that partially hydrogenated oil he shilled for so many years. He leaves a legacy of poor health. I spit on your grave, Doughboy!
The Laugh-Out-Loud Cats make me happy. They're simply sweet and the idea behind them is just perfect. And they're HOBOES! Who doesn't love hoboes? I'm proud to be a member of the fan club. Thanks, Mr. Koford(s)!
The women that eenymeenyminymoe and exwdwcast speak of are two unrelated incidents. The woman on the Matterhorn was named Dolly and she was fat and unbuckled her seatbelt because it was too tight. About halfway through A-track (which is the left side)there is a dip where A-track goes under B-track. It was at that dip where she fell out and landed right in between two sensors. If she wiggled a little bit, she probably would have hit one of the sensors and would have triggered an e-stop (or ride shutdown). But she just stayed there and got hit by an oncoming bobsled. That part of the ride is now known as Dolly's Dip.
There were two people who died on the Peoplemover. Both were caused by idiots trying to hop between vehicles, failing, and getting crushed underneath the vehicle. I know it's rude to call dead people idiots, but let's face it...better to get them out of the gene pool early.
To couch - No, missing children does not fall under death...because they are MISSING. Otherwise, it would be called dead children. And while there have been missing children in Disneyland (mostly due to parental neglect), they have ALL been found.
To MC - Steve Martin was not a Jungle Cruise skipper. He worked in the magic shop, as previously mentioned. Also, most of your notes refer to common Guest Service issues. And I tell you now that if more companies practiced these simple guest service techniques that Disney is well-known for, they wouldn't have as much trouble as they do. But for your knowledge, even after paying for an admission ticket, you don't have the right to do anything without the consequence of having your ticket revoked. And they can kick you out of the park for any reason at all. Read the back of your ticket next time you go.
And finally, Walt was not a nazi. Stop trying to tarnish the name of one of the greatest men to ever walk this Earth.
Big deal. I'm far from Christian and I'm thrilled that I live in a country where someone can own a business and do with it what they please (as long as they're not hurting anyone, and last I knew, putting Bible verses on cups doesn't hurt anyone). Ah, the power of the dollar. If you don't like it, you can choose not to go there, but you might want to think about what that says about you (that you wont' do business with someone who is of another belief system and shows it through their business? Yikes!)! Any logic that would say they can't do that is the same logic that would tell someone else they can't sell cute little devil air fresheners or other stuff that Christians might get all weird about. No thanks.
Those are atrocious examples of what a true sculptor is capable of producing. Frankly these "great" pieces of art by Rodin, Michelangelo, Bernini, etc. are just mere glorified modifications of the greatest sculptors in history. There is no doubt that the Venus of Willendorf presents the only true example of originality and creativity. The capacity of the mind that created such a magnanimous creation must have been absolutely limitless in comparison to the drivel pushed on us by these so-called greats Donatello and Brancusi.
I know fans of abstract art will characterize the phenomenal attention to detail as a throwback to the patriarchal tribal society rife with violent inequality while the purveyors of classical art will cry foul at the blatantly sheer simplicity of such a pornographic creation. But you're both wrong. It was, is, and will be the best ever. I fart in your general direction.
There were two people who died on the Peoplemover. Both were caused by idiots trying to hop between vehicles, failing, and getting crushed underneath the vehicle. I know it's rude to call dead people idiots, but let's face it...better to get them out of the gene pool early.
To couch - No, missing children does not fall under death...because they are MISSING. Otherwise, it would be called dead children. And while there have been missing children in Disneyland (mostly due to parental neglect), they have ALL been found.
To MC - Steve Martin was not a Jungle Cruise skipper. He worked in the magic shop, as previously mentioned. Also, most of your notes refer to common Guest Service issues. And I tell you now that if more companies practiced these simple guest service techniques that Disney is well-known for, they wouldn't have as much trouble as they do. But for your knowledge, even after paying for an admission ticket, you don't have the right to do anything without the consequence of having your ticket revoked. And they can kick you out of the park for any reason at all. Read the back of your ticket next time you go.
And finally, Walt was not a nazi. Stop trying to tarnish the name of one of the greatest men to ever walk this Earth.
I know fans of abstract art will characterize the phenomenal attention to detail as a throwback to the patriarchal tribal society rife with violent inequality while the purveyors of classical art will cry foul at the blatantly sheer simplicity of such a pornographic creation. But you're both wrong. It was, is, and will be the best ever. I fart in your general direction.