He's still alive? That should be Fact #12.

Let Darwin sort it out.

Glasses on = Albert
Glasses off = a blob somewhat resembling Marilyn

Not only big, but apparently magical.

Look close at the photo (zoom in 200-300%) and you can see a nice halo of smeared pixels all around that big bird. Yet somehow, all those tombstones don't have that effect.

Since people are oh so sure it's not photoshopped then that bird must have the aura of national pride surrounding it. Way better then a double rainbow.

People are so gullible - patriotic fops for the sake of patriotism, even more so.

Shop'd

"The enzymes will help dislodge the splinter and heal the wound."

Bwahahahahahaha

Sounds like advice printed from a Kansas Public School PTA flyer.

Next step, implanting a uterus into Arnold Schwarzenegger.

No neat in that rama, just a rich jerk dicking up things that other people have to deal with.

So for disobeying a Navy rule (and just plain common sense) and getting killed by being on one of many boats involved in a battle they get all kinds of posthumous awards and accolades.

Maybe America should try promoting/honoring INTELLIGENCE instead of blind stupidity.

Sounds like it's time to educate the upper floor dwellers on the wonders of the skunk bomb.

So the fact that billions of humans smoke is fine, but OH NOES OMG there's a orangutan smoking is time to freak out?

So T-Rex's were 80-ish feet tall eh?

More like $7 million or so (300 lbs gold and 300 lbs silver). Anything more then 300lbs each and the chests would break, plus he wouldn't be able to haul them.

What's the opposite of funny?

Apparently that thing had a black hole which prevented anything funny from escaping it.

So how many times was his call dropped?

Or was that before AT&T got into the game?

ZING!