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Obviously, it is a unicorn horn cleaning wand. What most people don't realize is that a unicorn horn has a hole in the tip that allows for ventilation. Unfortunately, it also allows for all manner of dirt and residue to build up inside. Once a month, all unicorns gather in a magical clearing where a virgin of noble blood uses this tool in a sacred horn cleansing ceremony.

Please send a "Unicorn Poop" in navy, size ladies XL. Thank you.
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BATMAN: A tutu? Robin, really? And you've curled your hair...

ROBIN: I feel pretty!

BATMAN: I see. Don't let it become... a fetish.

http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Bad-Chewie

Size:XL
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"To Whom it May Concern,

Forget about sending help. Friday and I have encountered a lovely tribe of natives who have welcomed us with open arms. We are to be their special guests dinner tomorrow night.

Thanks anyway,

Robinson C."

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It's a rare automatic circumcision machine. Obviously, this machine was banned after the first use, when it was discovered that instead of performing a circumcision, it completely removed one's manhood.
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If that was "lame" and "uncool", then I can only hope that when I get married my processional is considered "lame" and "uncool" as well. There's absolutely nothing wrong with creativity, and I think it's great that they wanted something other than the traditional walk down the aisle. Congrats and kudos to them!
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