On the old 1970’s Incredible Hulk TV show with Bill Bixby and Lou Ferigno, there was an episode where this old man was taking some kind of special arthritis treatments and he turned into another hulk. I remember thinking how crazy and weird it was that there was this skinny tall old man hulk fighting the regular Hulk. What was this skinny old man with green make-up doing fighting the Hulk? Something about it just didn’t seem right to me, but even so the concept always stuck with me. The Hulk was already a perversion. A freak. So how can you make a freakier freak? Age him. That usually works.
So I got to thinking. What would I do if I were a skinny old man Hulk? First I’d throw a bear into a river. I think the real Hulk did that once, only his was a teddy bear. I might even throw two bears in to see if they’d try to fight. Then maybe I’d fight a couple bears. Just playing around though, I wouldn’t want to hurt their bear paws. It might even be funny to see if I could tame a bear to sleep by me like how my dog does. I could pull up the blanket and be like get under the covers, get UNDER the covers and that poor bear would just go under and go to sleep.
What other cool things could I do if I was an old man Hulk?
