~Illustrated by: Mark Winter~It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches — and it doesn’t matter if it is Visa or MasterCard— Tony K. (@tkhan74) August 1, 20...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/11/09/Any-Woman-Can-Be-Satisfied-no-1037-tkhan74/
I'll never forget the day my Dad actually got them to admit they were kidding with those prices.— Slim Cutta Mike L. (@bizmichael) May 29, 2013 ~Illustrated by: Colin Graham~...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/06/24/shopping-prices-cartoon/
My sunglasses are either broke or lost at all times and cheap as hell to begin with. I am my sunglasses.— tony logan (@tnylgn) May 7, 2013...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/06/04/sunglasses-cartoon/
Every time I try to walk into an Anthropologie, the salesgirls smell my poverty and see my fat thighs and they beat me with brooms— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) January 5, 2013...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/05/30/An-Anthropologie-Apology/
Like a battered wife, I glance at the supermarket $5 DVD bin hoping this time will be different.— Ed Daly (@ezeddaly) March 15, 2012...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/05/17/dvd-cartoon/
Dear Homophobic Vending Machine:I'm sorry my dollar bill wasn't straight enough for you. Go fuck yourself.Sincerely,Skittle-less— Bona Fide Intentions (@BonaFideIntent) July 16, 2012 ~Illustrated by: Alex...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/04/29/homophobic-cartoon/
Went to Costco for toilet paper and bought Rhode Island and a cobra.— Chez McCorvey (@CelebrityChez) March 1, 2013 ~Illustrated by: Stefan Hey~...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/04/24/costco-cartoon/
I'm convinced that homeless people have all th... ...I'm convinced that homeless people have all the shopping carts with 4 good wheels.— Rock (@TheMichae...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/04/22/homeless-cartoon/
I don't want to learn karate but I really need a new belt— Megan Amram (@meganamram) March 19, 2013...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/03/26/karate-cartoon/
I always like to keep $7000.00 on me in case I wanna stop at Whole Foods and get some fruit— Illuminated Wonder (@illuminatedwndr) May 26, 2012 This week's tweets are brought to you by ManageFlitter, an...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2013/03/24/whole-foods-cartoon/
